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"petty's hobbit lasses".... that sentence even there is mysterious...

You should google it!  

Well, this is the 1st one that got me into trouble, seems tame now ?

NSFW:

  erm

And he's been lying!  

Its late at night Figgy, & I did sorta warn people-ish ??

Eldo's going to have kittens   

David H wrote:You should google it!  

erm no, now i regret it

Mrs Figg wrote:Eldo's going to have kittens   

oh yes..

Yeah, I had to say sorry the first time & no doubt i'll be saying sorry again, Im just staggered what people will do to themselves ? Im a pain coward & the thought of anything like "private tatts" is madness to me ! And you have to have the nerve to show your anatomy to someone ?! No way !
Eldo, if you do have kittens, can I have a ginger one please ?  

You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right? And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen.

Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right?  And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen.

all the more reason..  

A little common empathy for your fellow forum members would be nice.

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Dave already put his image in spoilers, I added a NSFW tag to the spoiler and also hid Azriel's image. If this becomes a habit, though, I'll just delete such images in the future. I like that this forum is able to be a little on the edgy side, but there is a line and this thread went way over it.

i just want to point out that my "all the more reason" remark was a joke, tongue in cheek, and that i had nothing to do with this other than point it out...

Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right?

,,,,,yes....i guess so... [looking bashfully at toes]....sorry!  

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hahaha... tulips my ass.. did u know what u were posting?

Yes and no. I selected it as a thumbnail image because it takes me like 5 minutes to open a big image. So I knew what it looked like, but I didn't realize it was quite so ...erm... explicit!   

I apologise also, I should have put it in a spoiler, I really should have. But, I was trying to prove a point at how unusual people can be & that nothing seems off limits where body Art is concerned.

Can I still have that kitten ??

Would his nose get longer if he lied - in this context - or shorter? And what was Pinocchio doing down there in the first place? I'm confused - though hardly appalled....  

this is such good norcing  so proud.

 What the buggery?! I go away for a short while and what do I return to? Well, I'd rather not say!   

Pure Publications ain't to happy either, they say the newspaper is supposed to be the controversial bit, not the comments section afterwards   

Well, you're legally responsible for both.  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

Great work, by the way.   

I'm just the paperboy drunk Blue, I only make the deliveries under contact to Pure Publications.

  Hold on! According to this Angmar and Sons contract I am legally responsible, for all it!!!!   

(I really should have read this thing before just drunkenly signing it   How many times will I have to learn 'dont sign contracts in pubs'.    Still I haven't lost any organs this time. Mind you that was embarrassing when they had to bring my liver back as no one could work out what it was supposed to be any more.    )

Petty! You escaped!