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Re: The News of the Pure
by Mrs Figg Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:19 pm
brilliant! NOTP Always makes my day 
hmmmm tv character for the picnic? ooh ooh its GOT to be GOT! but who? but who?
where the heck are ye Petty?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Tinuviel Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:48 pm
This was a great issue! Perfect Sunday morning read.
And I LOVE PICNICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I became Queen at the first one...I think...
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:42 pm
Awesome Sunday edition, Petty, and well worth the wait! 
I'm impressed that Pretty managed to sneak back into PT, but it's always nice to learn more about them {{{and our beloved but carefully-watched Ambassador 
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I'm impressed that Pretty managed to sneak back into PT, but it's always nice to learn more about them {{{and our beloved but carefully-watched Ambassador }}}.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Amarië Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:35 pm
It is all about who you know and how many forms you fill out. 
{{{It's either that or simply ask. }}}
That was a brilliant edition, Petty! Absolute perfection from start to finish!
{{{Also I just might print out and frame that two pager.
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{{{It's either that or simply ask. }}}
That was a brilliant edition, Petty! Absolute perfection from start to finish!{{{Also I just might print out and frame that two pager.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by David H Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:56 pm
NotP wrote:It's that time of year again in Forumshire, when Dave's vegetables are coming into their most shocking bloom.
Indeed! They even embarrass me sometimes.
- Very NSFW:
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:05 pm
ooooh yess!! finally! a NOTP!!! *sits down to read*
DAVID THAT'S A FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE WILL U PUT IT IN A SPOILER TAG I HAVE NO NEED TO SEE THOSE.. THOSE.... ew.... (there is a good northern norwegian word for this, but i'll keep my tongue behind my teeth)
DAVID THAT'S A FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE WILL U PUT IT IN A SPOILER TAG I HAVE NO NEED TO SEE THOSE.. THOSE.... ew.... (there is a good northern norwegian word for this, but i'll keep my tongue behind my teeth)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:11 pm
i can't remember this years picnic.. did i even attend?....... 
(and can we have a blown up picture of that last picnic picture?)
edit: or maybe there haven't been a picnic just yet... eh eh eh eh (may i suggest sometime after the 20th of june?)
(and can we have a blown up picture of that last picnic picture?)edit: or maybe there haven't been a picnic just yet... eh eh eh eh (may i suggest sometime after the 20th of june?)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by bungobaggins Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:43 pm
So this is what Petty was up to. Well worth the wait. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by David H Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:44 pm
Norc wrote:
DAVID THAT'S A FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE WILL U PUT IT IN A SPOILER TAG I HAVE NO NEED TO SEE THOSE..
The word is "Tulip" Norc. That's what they look like. No need for photoshop. It's just a close-up of a flower.
Do flowers have to go in spoilers now?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by bungobaggins Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:46 pm
David H wrote:
{{{{Honestly, what IS wrong with the girl? She spends hours on Tumblr looking at god knows what, and then she gets upset over spring flowers???
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Re: The News of the Pure
by bungobaggins Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:52 pm
Yeah, now that I look again, it does look shopped.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:52 pm
this is what happened when i googled the picture!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:54 pm
because it is. my grandmother has that kind of flower, and it does not , i repeat, not look like that. i am tempted to get even more pictures for proof, but.. well... i'd have to delete my history. and claw my eyes out.bungobaggins wrote:Yeah, now that I look again, it does look shopped.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:57 pm
the one time i did a blunder and by accident posted a brownie-cock-thing it was condemn and removed and god knows what, and it was drawn, and then david comes along and posts a close up!! and it takes two hours and three people to get it O_O
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:00 pm
correction: "She spends hours on Tumblr looking at god knows what, and can can actually recognise a ****, unlike some other gents who really ought know better (at least better than me)."bungobaggins wrote:David H wrote:
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:09 pm
yepp, that's how u norc somethingDavid H wrote:Norced!
but thanx for the fuel David 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:22 pm
Dave did say Tulips...... two-lips....
I remember posting some tattooed todgers & lady bits, had to take them down,................................can I put them back up ?
I remember posting some tattooed todgers & lady bits, had to take them down,................................can I put them back up ?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:27 pm
what, did u really?! well, i guess everything is ok now 
go ahead, but them back up 
go ahead, but them back up
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Re: The News of the Pure
by David H Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:33 pm
For those interested in Forumshire history, my vegetables started appearing here very shortly after some of Petty's Hobbit Lasses were banned.
Coincidence?
You decide.
Coincidence?
You decide.
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