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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:27 am
Dont miss todays late edition of your Sunday NotP!
We celebrate Eldo's birthday by telling the mostly true story of his scandalous rise to power!
The Crabbit Boffins predict BOFA's explosive content so you can be prepared to avoid it!
Birthday Hobbit Lass of the Day, or will it be Hobbit Lad of the Day? Buy it to find out!
And our top reported Pretty gives her indepth analysis of the candidates for mayor and in which order she would most like to have sex with them!
Only in your bumper Sunday NotP!!
Don't miss it or we send people round!
We celebrate Eldo's birthday by telling the mostly true story of his scandalous rise to power!
The Crabbit Boffins predict BOFA's explosive content so you can be prepared to avoid it!
Birthday Hobbit Lass of the Day, or will it be Hobbit Lad of the Day? Buy it to find out!
And our top reported Pretty gives her indepth analysis of the candidates for mayor and in which order she would most like to have sex with them!
Only in your bumper Sunday NotP!!
Don't miss it or we send people round!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:18 pm
Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right? And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen.
She did have it in spoilers labeled "NSFW" with the 'here's the one that got me in trouble...' prelude. Should have been sufficient warning.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:03 pm
Can't wait, Petty! 
I'm not sure why you felt compelled to resurrect a tangent that was resolved months ago, but my post was mainly in response to Dave's unmarked (since modified) post.
halfwise wrote:Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right? And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen.
She did have it in spoilers labeled "NSFW" with the 'here's the one that got me in trouble...' prelude. Should have been sufficient warning.
I'm not sure why you felt compelled to resurrect a tangent that was resolved months ago, but my post was mainly in response to Dave's unmarked (since modified) post.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by bungobaggins Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:41 pm
Admin wrote:I like that this forum is able to be a little on the edgy side
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:04 am
Sorry for the delay- stuff happened (ok the stuff came in a bottle 
) but its nearly done, and it is a bumper issue!
) but its nearly done, and it is a bumper issue!_________________
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:03 am
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Amarië Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:33 pm
Yeah baby, bring it on!! 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:37 pm
Sorry- had some pc issues- spent the last two days saving my hard drive 
The new issue will be uploaded this evening, I am still trying to recover the last two pages of it I did, but I may have to redo them if that fails.
The new issue will be uploaded this evening, I am still trying to recover the last two pages of it I did, but I may have to redo them if that fails.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:22 pm
Sorry to hear about your PC issues, Petty, but thanks again for all your hard work with the papers! 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:48 pm
Seems to be fixed (fingers crossed) but I did lose the last two pages, for the second bloody time I am tempted to just say sod it and put the rest up, but there was some good stuff in those pages (including the all new Classified Ads sections) so I think I will plod on and do them again.
And I have company tonight, so that might unfortunately delay it a little longer, but then I am such a crabbit bastard they might not stay long.
I am tempted to just say sod it and put the rest up, but there was some good stuff in those pages (including the all new Classified Ads sections) so I think I will plod on and do them again.And I have company tonight, so that might unfortunately delay it a little longer, but then I am such a crabbit bastard they might not stay long.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:40 pm
So turned out I hadn't entirely solved my pc issues after all And I didnt want to delay any longer, and I just couldnt be arsed redoing the last two pages again, so here it is without them- the two missing pages- classified and the Mayor election special will bein the next issues- Lances Birthday edition.
And I didnt want to delay any longer, and I just couldnt be arsed redoing the last two pages again, so here it is without them- the two missing pages- classified and the Mayor election special will bein the next issues- Lances Birthday edition._________________
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Ringdrotten Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:28 pm
So Skippy was real all along.. 
Wonderful NOTP edition 
Loved The Rise of Eldo, I always liked a little bit of nostalgia And a huge 
to the line about GB opening 4 Emma Watson threads 
{{{ Damn it, I don't have time to read the papers - I've got more photoshopping to do! }}}
Wonderful NOTP edition Loved The Rise of Eldo, I always liked a little bit of nostalgia And a huge to the line about GB opening 4 Emma Watson threads {{{ Damn it, I don't have time to read the papers - I've got more photoshopping to do!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Amarië Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:11 pm
BRILLIANT!!
Now I can hardly wait for Lance's birthday edition.
Now I can hardly wait for Lance's birthday edition.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:04 pm
Great fun Petty, Always something to look forward to
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:47 am
You've already outdone yourself and there were two pages missing? Wow.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by David H Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:00 am
For yellow journalism, it's pure gold!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Tinuviel Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:27 am
Loved it Petty!!!!!!!! Though make sure not to send any papers to Valinor. Beren doesn't need to know what he missed while away from my party
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:15 pm
Thanks guys. 
And dont you worry your Maj I kept Beren and Haun busy all night- they saw nothing (the things I do for my Monarch! {{{and her buckie}}})
And dont you worry your Maj I kept Beren and Haun busy all night- they saw nothing (the things I do for my Monarch! {{{and her buckie}}})
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:02 am
I got a chance to read this on my phone before, but I wanted to re-read it on my computer before responding. You always do a great job with the NotP, Petty, and it's always a joy to get a glimpse of how I come across through the NotP's accounts of my reign. 
Thanks so much for a birthday tradition that I've come to cherish over the past three or four years. 
Thanks so much for a birthday tradition that I've come to cherish over the past three or four years.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:08 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Eldo.
Next issue will be this Sunday with Lances birthday edition and the now slightly late Mayoral elections supplement. (Where is Lance anyway?)
Next issue will be this Sunday with Lances birthday edition and the now slightly late Mayoral elections supplement. (Where is Lance anyway?)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:37 pm
Its still coming out,on Sunday, as stated (it didnt say which Sunday!)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Lancebloke Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:09 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:
Next issue will be this Sunday
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