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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:37 am
Petty!! You miserable little Scotshobbit! 
I don't even know where to begin with the tripe the NotP says about me. That statue was erected to bring pleasure to all citizens of Forumshire. 
And Baingil and the shoe mountain are strictly hush-hush affairs, follow? 
I don't even know where to begin with the tripe the NotP says about me. That statue was erected to bring pleasure to all citizens of Forumshire. And Baingil and the shoe mountain are strictly hush-hush affairs, follow? 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:38 am
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- Nah, but really, you've outdone yourself this time!
Thanks so much, it really does mean a lot to me. And thanks for having been a consistent presence here over the years. It wouldn't have been the same without you and it makes my job easier. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Orwell Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:01 am
Not the Bugle but something, I guess.... 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:36 pm
Petty!! You miserable little Scotshobbit! - Eldo
Now Eldo, I just make the deliveries as you know well. If you have a legal problem take it up with Pure Publications and Angmar and Sons, but they do have the palantir evidence going back several years now, are you really sure you want a costly, and no doubt very public investigation?
"And Baingil and the shoe mountain are strictly hush-hush affairs"
Statement released by Angmar and Sons on Behalf of Pure Publications from its Press Baron and Chief Troll, Rupert Muirdock-
This is a matter of public record and is in the Forumshire archives. And whilst Pure Publication appreciates that it may invoke feelings of regret, loss, pain, or culpability in Admin Eldo that this is the price that must be paid for a free press, especially when there might be a scandal in it.
Now Eldo, I just make the deliveries as you know well. If you have a legal problem take it up with Pure Publications and Angmar and Sons, but they do have the palantir evidence going back several years now, are you really sure you want a costly, and no doubt very public investigation?
"And Baingil and the shoe mountain are strictly hush-hush affairs"
Statement released by Angmar and Sons on Behalf of Pure Publications from its Press Baron and Chief Troll, Rupert Muirdock-
This is a matter of public record and is in the Forumshire archives. And whilst Pure Publication appreciates that it may invoke feelings of regret, loss, pain, or culpability in Admin Eldo that this is the price that must be paid for a free press, especially when there might be a scandal in it.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:02 pm
Topical as always. I always suspected Odo was behind the whole twerking plague that has swept the planet.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:12 pm
MANCURIAN????? 
you mean Mancunian surely??
(((( ))))
its a good job the refugee crisis is over, I caught Odo smuggling some disreputable looking vagabonds up the back entrance of the Shire under cover of darkness, he was also doing some Budgie Smuggling
, but I rang up the RSPCA and put a stop to it.
you mean Mancunian surely??((((
))))its a good job the refugee crisis is over, I caught Odo smuggling some disreputable looking vagabonds up the back entrance of the Shire under cover of darkness, he was also doing some Budgie Smuggling
, but I rang up the RSPCA and put a stop to it. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Ringdrotten Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:30 pm
Quality edition as always 
So that's what Odo's been doing lately...
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Amarië Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:06 pm
Holy shit! I've been quoted correctly! Just goes to show what a few thumb screws and buckie breakers can do.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by CC12 35 Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:10 pm
misquoted amarie is still good though
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Amarië Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:12 pm
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Re: The News of the Pure
by CC12 35 Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:24 pm
lol im blushing i forgot about that -.-
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:39 pm
Pure Publications are Proud to present an early sneak peek at their new exciting addition to their Publishing Empire, Pure News, debuting in the New Year with a special Awards edition, presented by none other than Petty Tyrant, whether he wants to or not- its in his contract.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:43 pm
Holy crackleberries! It's like Forumshire is becoming a first world country!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:47 pm
I wonder if I shall have to provide subtitles!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:23 pm
That's incredible! Where would we be without you to keep pushing the limits of Forumshiran ingenuity, Petty?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Ringdrotten Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:30 pm
Awesome, can't wait!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Bluebottle Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:42 pm
Wow. Reminds me of The Day Today.
Here's some inspiration for the NotP staff, Petty:
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2011/oct/19/private-eye-peter-cook-maxwell
Here's some inspiration for the NotP staff, Petty:
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2011/oct/19/private-eye-peter-cook-maxwell
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Re: The News of the Pure
by RA Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:17 pm
That's so cool Petty
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Tinuviel Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:28 pm
WOW!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:54 pm
I think the whole thing is a bloody cheek, I only have to present it as apparently my contract states I have to 'deliver the news'. Apparently that's not just news paper deliveries they mean 
One of thee days Im going to read that bloody contract and then where will they be?!
One of thee days Im going to read that bloody contract and then where will they be?!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Norc Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:56 pm
this. is. fabulous!Pettytyrant101 wrote:Pure Publications are Proud to present an early sneak peek at their new exciting addition to their Publishing Empire, Pure News, debuting in the New Year with a special Awards edition, presented by none other than Petty Tyrant, whether he wants to or not- its in his contract.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Bluebottle Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:03 pm
Ooh, that should definitely happen!
As long as they have the bleep button ready.
As long as they have the bleep button ready.
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