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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:58 pm
Lies! It's all lies!- David
But how can it be - its in the papers so must be true!*
*by the accepted rules of the definition of the word true and NotP's interpretation of that definition, as redefined by Angmar and Sons, Lawyers to Pure Publications, in Forumshire Court case 4.52 documents 47b, paragraphs 347-512 and subsection 41c, amendment (f) of said paragraphs (excluding but not ommitting paragraphs 349, 371 and amendment 412c of paragraph 510, itself a subclause of paragraph 350 re-article 43-S of the Freedom of Interpretation Act SR1982- Banks verus Pure Publications.
But how can it be - its in the papers so must be true!*
*by the accepted rules of the definition of the word true and NotP's interpretation of that definition, as redefined by Angmar and Sons, Lawyers to Pure Publications, in Forumshire Court case 4.52 documents 47b, paragraphs 347-512 and subsection 41c, amendment (f) of said paragraphs (excluding but not ommitting paragraphs 349, 371 and amendment 412c of paragraph 510, itself a subclause of paragraph 350 re-article 43-S of the Freedom of Interpretation Act SR1982- Banks verus Pure Publications.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Orwell Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:14 pm
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but things seem to have got worse since Odo vanished! 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:23 pm
I think that the fact the baton of respectability and moral uprightness has passed to the NotP tells its own sad story. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:01 am
Azriel - you do realize that if booze is on offer it will lead to visitors popping in and out of your hole on a much more frequent, almost rhythmic basis. It's a social lubricant, you know. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by halfwise Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:13 am
Oh, Figgy - nothing will replace your eel oil. With every bottle you do offer in-shop training on proper usage, do you not?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:31 pm
I just knew Odo was bribing the guards!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:58 pm
I rather suspect I may be busy in the next month making deliveries- not that the NotP would stoop to upping their production just to try to garner an award- ah who am I kidding, thats exaclty what they are going to do.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:30 pm
I just noticed that SOMEONE has been spying on my bush ? I do keep things nice & tidy, as all good Hobbits should. And as for lubricant... theres plenty to go round !
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:50 am
I wish Odo would return to enforce the dooble entendrez rule, its getting most unwholesome in here.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Orwell Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:22 am
Well if the Questers could learn to avoid frogs with long tongues, then perhaps Odo's rescue might be expedited, Mrs Figg.... 
I mean, it appears you're leading that expedition... blame yourself I says!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:23 pm
The Questers are rescuing Odo? How did I get roped into this again?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:32 pm
Lured by the abundance of Buckie ? You should be careful whilst under the influence of Buckie, no matter how high in proof,OR you might find yourself agreeing to ANYTHING! 
(slap a "post-it" on yer forehead Laddie!)
(slap a "post-it" on yer forehead Laddie!)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:43 pm
slap a "post-it" on yer forehead Laddie!- Azriel
But how would I see it to read it?
But how would I see it to read it?
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:50 pm
write it backwards & look in a mirror ? or you could get a friend to remind you ? Be inventive,God dam it !
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:07 pm
I have enough trouble writing forwards! And my friends are all as buckied as me.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:05 pm
Well then, your'e on a loser,Petty, (God help you!)
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:19 pm
Rescuing Odo??
Not for the last time did this Quester wish herself back safe in her Hole.
Orwells Hole was quite cozy too. Though a bit damp and musty. The entrance hall always a tight squeeze with all those boots and umbrellas.
Not for the last time did this Quester wish herself back safe in her Hole.
Orwells Hole was quite cozy too. Though a bit damp and musty. The entrance hall always a tight squeeze with all those boots and umbrellas.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:36 pm
probably be able to grow his OWN mushrooms in all that musty dampness !
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Re: The News of the Pure
by azriel Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:46 pm
Nor I !, a completely DIFFERENT kind of "Fungi" 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:03 pm
I'm not considered a Quester for these purposes, am I? 
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