The Daily Purist

I wasn't there! That's not me! That could be any hoodie wearing Scothobbit in a kilt! I was in my barrel honest!


oh and for legal reason, and because those drunken bums forgot Pure Publications have asked me to say that the fictional city of London is of course from the novel Jack. Just in case there was any coonfusion about where this London place is.

The Purist is Pure mischief!

Was editing as you posted Orwell.
Discraceful is what I'd call it. I mean if I'd rioted first place I'd go would be Pure Publications- unlimited buckie and once its burnt to the ground they can't report it!

"Having studied the photograph, I must say, I cut a very sexy angry young man figure"- Orwell

Well you certainly seem to think you're the hottest thing about judging by your choosen hand position!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"Having studied the photograph, I must say, I cut a very sexy angry young man figure"- Orwell

Well you certainly seem to think you're the hottest thing about judging by your choosen hand position!

Well, you can't hope to love others if you can't love yourself first.

A little humiliation is good for the soul! You men should get what you deserve!
Next time, there will be consequences from ME (and Eldo) so be curteous when posting!

(Mumble) ..sorry yer Maj.......was just caught up in the moment...

Another hilarious edition of the Purist. And this time not directed at me, except for that dig about shoes! Non-existent, I say! Now, maybe I do have a few too many daggers...

Tinuviel wrote:A little humiliation is good for the soul! You men should get what you deserve!
Next time, there will be consequences from ME (and Eldo) so be curteous when posting!

If it comes to that, I'm prepared to take my spanking like a man, your Majesty, for I know I've been a very naughty boy.

Baingil wrote:Another hilarious edition of the Purist. And this time not directed at me, except for that dig about shoes! Non-existent, I say! Now, maybe I do have a few too many daggers...

Any rag that would make fun of a lady's love of shoes should be banned, I imagine (especially if they make fun of me too, that is!)

I've been unexpectedly busy with work but I'm finally going back and reading some of the threads I missed and this edition of the DP is hilarious! Although the riot itself is considerably more funny in retrospect.

"Although the riot itself is considerably more funny in retrospect"- Eldo

This is often the case!

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These are dark times..

Indeed they are Ringdrotten. And we all know who is to blame! But in dark times friends must rally together and get buckied over it in the hope it will all have gone away by the time they are sober again. Its the only way!

If it makes you feel better, Petty, Taz is apparently up to his old tricks of deleting threads and trying to purge references to topics he doesn't want discussed (see my latest post in the thread about the other site). So much for being optimistic.

Dark by name Dark by nature Eldo. This will be the 2nd 'Chamberlain moment' of your term in office Eldo. Nice costs lives! The Forumshire press are watching.

I'm tempted to e-mail him and ask what's up but at this point I should just cut my losses.

I, of course, am not fooled by those very friendly delightful people, nor by by that lovely chap Taz...

I'm not fooled, off course. {{{I'm making sure that when the sword of Damacles falls, the More Respectable folk of that Land can flee here, into my Forgiving though Respectable Stern Re-borning Embrace!}}}

I think all of this is just ridiculous! It's just a bunch of people talking about LOTR and TH, why bother getting competetive about site popularity? Besides, I'm in charge of every forum everywhere (since I am Her Majesty). The sooner this Taz chap realizes it, the better!

At least I never used a false name.

Baingil Randir is your REAL name?

If the names used on that forum were false names then mine must be true. On the other hand, if the DP was reporting wrongly, then I was and am under a false name, but I can sue for libel.