The Daily Purist

On the whole rules matter, may I refer everyone to our very own Rule #4: "Don't take anything too seriously". None of the tongue-in-cheek newspapers on Forumshire (of which there are several, though the DP/NotP is the most prolific) are meant maliciously, I can assure you of that. I don't want to be rude, but I feel that this topic has come up and been explained before, as has the age matter.

Also, Petty, pass my regards on to Pure Publications -- they are as hilarious as ever.

Eldorion wrote:

Orwell wrote:I have a recurring dream, even when I'm awake, that people are calling me Neville Chamberlain behind my back!

I thought I was our Neville Chamberlain...

Oh yes, that must be it Eldo, I'm having a recurring nightmare that I'm turning into you. Phew... that's a relief.

Orwell's on fire today! ((( You haven't been taking those charm pills have you? They are potentially highly flammable... )))

Orwell wrote:Oh yes, that must be it Eldo, I'm having a recurring nightmare that I'm turning into you. Phew... that's a relief.

What a horrible thought for the both of us that would be!

Um I passed on your words to the editor of the Daily Purist Eldo- and em, well he said and I quote "Hilarious? Is he taking the piss? That's 10 carat gold quality jouranlism there. Hilaious indeed! Right lads send some palantazzi round to the Admin's place- I think its about time we did a character piece!" Might be best to keep a low profile Eldo till they calm down, especially regards, erm, releationships ( ) you know those palantazzi they can see a long way!

And only through a dark mirror as well, I hear!

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I'm almost more worried about the buckie at the picnic disappearing (and, of course, the resulting riot) than I am about what's published in the papers if the journalists show up. I mean, YOU know you wouldn't like that yourself, Petty!

This is why I love Baingil.

Those buckie tents are up and they are staying. In fact I have been personnaly guarding them myself. Although I do suspect some skullduggery as I turn up here every night, count all the barrells in every tent (takes a while), and yet when I wake up in the morning some are empty! Can't imagine whats happening to them.

Whatever rules Admin sees fit to foist upon us I am sure Pure Publications will find a way around them anyway, or more likely just ignore them. One of their many mottos, quoted from the NotP's legendary founding editor and found engraved on a large brass plaque above the door of the Editor -in -Chief's Office is, "Published and be damned, by the way it's your round and get us a packet of peanuts while you're at it." (He was in the pub at the time, which was also his office and the second part of the quote is generally considered the more important and profound).

Well, there's nothing wrong with wanting a little privacy, you can tell those publishers THAT!

I am afraid the NotP define 'privacy' as - a tool of the elite to hide their misdemenours, and thus prevent us reporting the truth to the people and knocking off early to be in the pub before closing time.'
So not much chance of privacy I am afraid Tin.

Well Actually, that shouldn't be a problem for me! I have my cloak made of hair!!!!!!!!!

POOF!



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Ah yes but whose hair your Maj? Your Maj? Tin? Where did she go?

Tinuviel wrote:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Now no one can see me))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Admins can break encryptions too! )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I have a lot of hair, too.

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Alright, I have taken my cloak off to explain this to you all. This is not an encryption, so no one can break it or join it. It is my cloak made of my own hair that I wear when I don't want anyone to see me! You should remember it. Anyway, it is only my magic in MY hair that works, so I'm absolutely hidden!!!!

Toodles~

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Hair today gone tomorrow!

I think there's a need for some new kind of magic, as I fear it is a poor situation if folk can't have a private conversation now and then. Some things are personal and surely privacy should be protected.

Perhaps I can sell some of my hair to people who do serve the queen in some way....
That will make it exclusive and offer the loyal citizens of forumshire with some privacy (without smelling like cinnamon)

A commercial arrangement? --- with your hair as tradegoods? --- Queen Tinuviel! Shame on you!

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Not sure what I find more shocking- the DP's assualt on Admin (poor Eldo-but high office brings critiscms) or that a member of the Dark Planet (Amarie) seems to get our humour! (Time to move to Forumshire Amarie! I think you might belong here).