The Daily Purist

I think Porgy may have hinted at the hunkiness of Beren somewhere. Know how her Maj gets about that. Pretty still has the bruises from last ime and that was just from the power of Tin's aristocratic cold stare.

I can't help it if I like a red blooded person, whether it's an Elf, or a Man - even Eldo....

Er, if I'm not an elf or a man, what am I?

Never mind, it doesn't matter to me, I still like you.

"Er, if I'm not an elf or a man, what am I?"- Eldo

Is that a riddle? Mmm let me think, damn, um, hands, string or nothing!

I think he's a lovely boy - and just old enough.... for... mmm... tuition....

I shall excuse myself before Bain sees this thread and go find my flame-proof suit!

What's this? Yes, Eldo, good idea to get out of the way... I've got my bow and I know how to use it!

Time to bunker down and get out the popcorn I think!

Mmmm, popcorn.

You want this one Eldo.

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Ah yes, that's the one! I tried searching for it on Google but couldn't find it.

Can't you just right click and save as on mine?

Yeah, but I hadn't saved it before and didn't remember where it had been posted. I'll save it now though so that I have it on hand in the future.

Eldorion wrote:Yeah, but I hadn't saved it before and didn't remember where it had been posted. I'll save it now though so that I have it on hand in the future.

If, of course, you live that long.

I assume not Orwell but that sounds worryingly like a threat of some sort!

Either it's a threat or a warning about the dangers of being at the epicenter of a three- or four-way catfight.

You are in no danger from me Eldo dear, except maybe from exhaustion and an overwhelming sense of gratidude.

Nothing bothers me more than "friendly" women!!!!!!! SO YES! I do get defensive!!!

Pretty can be very friendly, if it suits her purposes. You two are prbably best keeping out of each others way Tin!

{{{{{I'm about to make a rule that no Forumshire females are allowed in the house. }}}}}

Don't worry, Eldo, I'm not mad at you! Just thought it would be a good idea for you to keep out of the way, of course.

I don't know what all the fuss is. Eldo is a nice young man, but hardly one to excite one such as me. I like brawny types (that's "brawny" Petty, not "scrawny"! ) Pretty has a "brawny" strength in her own way, feminine strength, that is...

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The doggone scurrility of it all! (Edit: Having studied the photograph, I must say, I cut a very sexy angry young man figure.... )

Yes, I was there, showing myself as one of the People, there to fit in and work gently to bring the dissatisfied unwashed youth back into the arms of Respectablity. Eru works in me in mysterious ways... (err.... if The Purist got any shots of me throwing rocks at Pakistani owned convenience stores--- they are forged! Surely forged... )