The Daily Purist

Political chaos in Forumshire! The Forumshire Council shall have to meet forthwith to deal with this.

I did not know Porgy was a Page 3 girl. Well, who would have thought it?

From before she met Wisey. Although she did once after that time return to page 3 along with other prominent females of the forum for the special Eldo birthday edition of the paper.

I remember that edition of NOTP and Hobbit Lass of the Day quite fondly.

So do NotP- considering the lawsuits that followed.

Has NOTP ever actually settled in a lawsuit or is Bear Muirdock always covered for them? And has he gone crawling back to Ozhobbitstan yet? I haven't heard back from him.

I wish he had gone back. He is skulking somewhere in the woods around Pure Publicaitions office 'keeping an eye on things'. I think he is planning to stay around at least for Yule and the Forum Awards. But I had no idea you had even met him Eldo.
Most legal matters are settled out of court with NotP- and there is their covering disclaimer in every issue, somewhere. And you'd be amazed how many say they are going to sue and then when faced with Morgul, Guldur and Barads Law Firm suddenly change their minds.

An Admin has his way of meeting powerful people. But if you see ol' Bear, remind him that Forumshire isn't his turf. Let him know that if he makes his move thinking I'm just a country bumpkin Admin he has another thing coming.

That would mean going into the woods to look for a dangerous troll, deliberetly. I might be buckied but I'm not mad you know. Besides he has an uncanny way of hearing things, not all the birds are to be trusted- especially not that myna bird Porgy owns- the things it says!

Just pass it along if you happen to run into him or he drops by Pure Publications' Forumshire office. Hopefully that'll keep you mostly out of harm's way.

Mini-palantir msg so a short 1. Those Banks gals sure like Most Popular Male types.

Great issue from the award-winning DP! But ... did they win an award some time? I can't seem to recall.

Also, is that Diamond Banks I see next to Orwell? Whatever happened to her? Here and gone in a flash, it seems.

Orwell wrote:Mini-palantir msg so a short 1. Those Banks gals sure like Most Popular Male types.

I think anyone would get desperate being stuck in a place where Biffo is the epitome of manhood for too long.

Whew! Back at last! A lot of Forumshiran stuff to catch up on, I see - have to wait until I've rested though....

ooh that Mirabella... and Porgie.... and Janesmith... talk about a handful --- or three ...

and then I catch a steel winged eagle homeward after a week of non-stop Male Popularism and who's on the same flight... yep, you guessed it.... the whole gang of 'em...

Nighty night....

and who's on the same flight... yep, you guessed it.... the whole gang of 'em- Orwell


Sleep well Orwell I am sure you need the rest from long days of deluding yourself about how much the ladies like you.

I just hope that Orwell has time to recover before the female hordes of Forumshire discover that he is back and descend upon him.

Descend? That sounds a bit... physical...? Romancin' sounds a bit less... oppressive, what...

I didn't even vote for Orwell...

He will no doubt be grieved to hear that Ally- or more likely he will just tell himself you are too shy and modest to publicly admit it.

I don't seee how I could say anything else? Sweet shy Ally! Isn't she sweet.

Well, the boys got to vote as well. I heard that Orwell was going on a Most Popular Tour with Liza Hobmelly and the Village Hobbits, but I am not sure if the source can be trusted as said source was petty drunk. Pretty drunk. Very, very drunk I mean! Silly me and my poor English...

Amarië wrote:said source was petty drunk. Pretty drunk.

I could easily believe that Petty, Pretty, or (more likely) both of them were very drunk.

Eldorion wrote:

Amarië wrote:said source was petty drunk. Pretty drunk.

I could easily believe that Petty, Pretty, or (more likely) both of them were very drunk.

Well, when it comes to them the real challenge would be to imagine them sober.

I have been sober before apparently - I refuse to look at the posts I wrote to see the result but I am told it was rather horrible! It won't happen again I can assure you! (Unless Tin keeps drinking all the buckie at the rate she is!!