The Daily Purist

I think I'll sneak off to bed before I get caught in the crossfire You make sure that you put Petty straight again, Pretty! I must say those flowers and the silly smile on his face were disturbing

Fair enough, your look out sis.

(SMACK>BANG> THUMP>)

But if you are going to fight me, here on my own turf, don't do it below my tree where a large and fully laden barrel of buckie on a rope is an excellent defence. Oh dear, out cold, she looks almost sweet when her mouth can't talk.
Right I think this river goes past the Dark Planet, eventually.

(SPLASH)

Later sis. Thinking she could beat me, the crabbit meister, on my own patch. Dear oh dear.

Ringdrotten wrote:I must say those flowers and the silly smile on his face were disturbing

I thought they were rather amusing, but the fight is amusing too, so it's all fine with me.

Aaaand the fight goes to Petty! Unless Pretty is harder headed than we suspect.

Hmm, sure that was such a good idea, Petty? Better pay the Planet a visit tomorrow, and see if she's stranded there.

Don't worry about Pretty, she's an expert at waking up without an idea of how she got there or what happened and landing on her feet, or more ususally a bed. This was just a bit of family banter, you should see the serious rows. Got to admit though I do feel worse, which is good. I need some buckie for some odd reason I smell of flowers. Can't stand flowers. And heres a handy barrel of buckie right here, slightly dented.

And once again there was peace in Forumshire

For a few minutes.

I think I know why Petty feels such animosity for the fairer sex, now.

(((((Oh Pretty.... I should ever like to meet you... if only I could do so without Lesbo knowing....)))))

"I think I know why Petty feels such animosity for the fairer sex"

My relationhip with Pretty has always been like that- every time we have to get together for a family function or just casually meet we end up knocking lumps out of each other- its wonderful, thankyou sis.

Awesome avatar, Petty

Thanks (inspired of course by Saradoc's) just giving a more Scotsdale tweak to it-this should do it.

Perfect

I didn't know that the Tyrant family was almost as interesting as the Banks family! I hope that Pretty will post more often so we can see more sibling love.

It's the best kind

No its not- I've had to sit on a block of ice for the last day and a half.

There would be some who say one gets what one deserves in life, Petty.

This sums up Pettys affection for buckie!

It is a love/hate thing with the buckie. I love it and hate not having it!

I would hate to see Petty deprived of his precioussssssssssssssssss buckie. I'm not sure what he might do then.

Eldorion wrote:I would hate to see Petty deprived of his precioussssssssssssssssss buckie. I'm not sure what he might do then.

He'd go find more buckie, of course.

Oh yeah, duh.

It would be like seeing Jack Sparrow sober. It's just so out of character!!

There's that word again...'sober'...its not in any Scotsdale dictionaries.

Tinuviel wrote:It would be like seeing Jack Sparrow sober. It's just so out of character!!

Why is the buckie always gone?