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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:35 am
'rabble-rousing and yellow journalism a point of pride now'- Eldo
Yes if it puts the sales of DP up, more sales = more buckie. (This is of course means not to expect to much of the next issue in terms of jornalism, I suspect it might be back to just muckraking you will be glad to know Eldo).
Yes if it puts the sales of DP up, more sales = more buckie. (This is of course means not to expect to much of the next issue in terms of jornalism, I suspect it might be back to just muckraking you will be glad to know Eldo).
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:50 am
I wish I could say I was surprised at where the values of Scotshobbits lie, but no. 
The DP could actually amount to something if its editors were not always raving drunk. 
The DP could actually amount to something if its editors were not always raving drunk. 
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:07 am
Well the last issue was under a new temporary editor, what with Orif on leave following the Sherriff's enquiry-that was terrible for him, it was so bad he took to not drinking! 
That might explain the attempt at something approaching actual journalism in this one, it'll never last though, Orif's due back and he's been in the Anti-Priory for a month so should be back to his old drunken self again I'm sure.
That might explain the attempt at something approaching actual journalism in this one, it'll never last though, Orif's due back and he's been in the Anti-Priory for a month so should be back to his old drunken self again I'm sure._________________
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:09 pm
Oh joy. 
There goes my hope for respectable journalism becoming the rule of the day. 
There goes my hope for respectable journalism becoming the rule of the day.
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Squach Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:40 pm
When is the next edition of the purist coming out? I have been noticing the lack of funny newspapers! 
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:43 pm
There were new editions of the Purist and State News just yesterday! Look at the end of the first page of this thread. 
Look at the end of the first page of this thread.
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Squach Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:41 pm
OH!!! didn't see that, sorry.
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Re: The Daily Purist
by odo banks Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:02 am
You clearly need to have a "sensible" read, Squatch, so try THE TALE OF RASPBERRY SQUASH on the Fiction Threads. You may even learn something!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Squach Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:45 pm
Thanks, but i have already read it. ((((((Plotting Revenge!!!! 
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Re: The Daily Purist
by odo banks Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:44 am
Revenge is often sweet, for raspberries! 
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Amarië Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:30 am
Resistance is futile! You will be assim... Oooops, wrong speach. *cough* Here it is, yes, Give peace a chance!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:32 am
Loving the avatar Amarië. 
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:09 pm
Glad to see you posting some more, Amarie!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Orwell Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:10 pm
I suspect Amarie that you are a kindred spirit --- or a terrorist from the Darl Planet Underground, and if so, more cunning than Petty, who it is rumoured to be a staunch Tolkien Liberal and not in the least crabbit. Something Odo suggested. Actually, he didn't say where his "tip-off" came from, so don't know if the original source was iffy...
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:22 pm
"who it is rumoured to be a staunch Tolkien Liberal and not in the least crabbit"- Orwell
Mr Odo Banks is in serious danger of finding out just how crabbit I can become!! Be warned I have friends in high places (well its the NotP so I have friends in low places, but friends none the less!)
Mr Odo Banks is in serious danger of finding out just how crabbit I can become!!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Amarië Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:27 am
I am indeed a kindred spirit. Pay no attention to the fact that that is exactly what a sneaky underground terrorist spy from the Dark Planet would say. 
... and now Petty put Garth Brooks in my head. "... where the whiskey drows and beer chases my bluuuues awaaaaaay."
... and now Petty put Garth Brooks in my head. "... where the whiskey drows and beer chases my bluuuues awaaaaaay."
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:50 pm
For some strange reason I inspire thoughts of alcoholism. Can't imagine why!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:52 pm
Perhaps because buckie is the only coolant that can calm the crabbit-meter? Here to help!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:08 am
mnnnn? Not sure if it cools it or fuels it really. Depends how crabbit I am before I start.
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:58 am
Yeah but thats only because there isn't an angry drunken emoticon smashing its head of a wall I can use!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Saradoc Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:16 pm
There should so be a mutant rabbit/crab emoticon on here that bears a striking resemblance to Peter Jackson topless walking along the beach...now that would be a cool emoticon!
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Re: The Daily Purist
by Eldorion Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:55 pm
I always heard that "crabbit" is just short for "crap rabbit"*, but your idea would probably make a better emoticon.
* That one's for you, Petty.
* That one's for you, Petty.
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