Agent Nora and the Freaky Bean

*draws attention to her Figgy siggy*

thats cool!

Mrs Figg wrote:"OOOhhhh!" said Nora. "there's eyes in the darkness."
"dont worry its just Twilight fans pretending to be vampires, they put plastic teeth in and run around pretending to be Cullens".
"thats sad", said Nora, "I blame tumblr".
"I can hear moaning and crying", said Azriel.
"thats just the Sherlock fans weeping with John", said Rodney.
"I can hear snide comments and huffing", said Halfy.
"thats just the Moffat/ RTD fans having a dig at each other", said G.B.
"can we GET ON with it", said Elthir.

the whole thing! genius!

This doesnt give up, it keeps getting funnier ! I am SO enjoying this,

they crept past the fans nest as quietly as possible, and deeper and deeper they went.
"you know, I think we are being followed", said Eldolas.
"I can hear the soft padding of tootsies, and eyes that glow in the dark".
and they were being followed, and it wasnt by Gollum, it was many cute pussy cats.
"Who dares to tresspass in my realm?" said a loud scary voice.
"I am Queen Tinitus Beruthiel and I have one white pussy".
and she had. There were 9 black ones too.
"who is she?, said Nora.
"have you done some background reading round this subject at all?, said Elthir a bit miffed, "she's in the UT, and you mustnt touch her pussies".
Queen Tin was not what they had expected.
hey had expected a friendly healthy outdoorsy type into golf and netball, but instead here was a Goth in tatty black lace and rubber, she had a ciggie dangling from her lip and a can of beer perched on her throne. She coughed and spat, scratched her left boob casually, and stared at them balefully.

Queen Beruthiel!

Suddenly they all heard a drumming noise coming from far away. Drums in the deep were sounding. They had a sickly soppy techno beat.
"Ay the Bieberog! cried Eldolas.
"lets get the heck outta here" said Elthir
They all scrambled to the exit but a flashing disco light was seen from under the door.
"they are here!" cried Rodney.
"theres no way out!", shouted G.B.
"were all dooooooomed!" whispered Orwie.
They ran headlong along the stone stairways, leaving Queen Tin to take the brunt of the pop-pixie from hell.
"you know" puffed Halfy as they ran over a crumbling bridge, "that some people think we are all descended from monkeys, but thats patent tosh, I mean, some people hate bananas".
"For Maggots sake!", cried Nora. "shut it".

"dont stop her now!, shes having such a good time, shes having a ball !"
"Dont stop her now, this story just gets better, its wonderfulllllll !"

Wow, to think I missed the last few days of this! I can see why Tolkien, uh, neglected to say too much about Queen Beruthial...

Oh man...I shall have to reread this when I am properly drunk so I can enjoy it to fullest potential!

It is indeed a brilliant drunken read Halfy, if you dont mind occasionally involuntarily spraying your screen in buckie when you laugh.

Great stuff, Mrs Figg!

I have to be honest, part of me was expecting a "they are coming" pun, but perhaps that would have been too risque.

Not available in my country.

whaaat?! REALLY! FINALLY!! MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Que?

Works in mine. {{good vid though}}

Eldo, I am always getting those things and it is always euther US vids or Brit-vids.. so yeah, I just feel some revenge is being held here tehee

you should google translate the text

I saw it, catchy tune, havnt a clue what shes saying? liked it tho

... i said, google the lyrics then google translat

I knew enough of the words to um, get the jist....

you know swedish?

Maybe, and I refuse to say where from....

where from?