UK in/out referendum on the EU (Brexit vs Bremain)

The Mayors' Office will keep working to the clock like.. err.. clock.. err.. work.. _ Blue


{{{I hope so- those plum puddings arent going to eat themselves you know! }}}

The vice-mayor is sadly unavailable for comment as he is currently out on a late lunch that has, as costum dictates, turned into an early supper at a suitable establishment. He would however like it to be known that the Mayors' Office™ are working hard on the issues that has arisen in our dear beloved mayor's absence. The Mayors' Office™ would further ask the population to REMAIN CALM in this trying time for the entier nation.

Yours sincerely, and most well remuneratedly,

etcetc

The Vice-Mayors Office would also like to inform the population that they are taking immidiate steps to trademark the following phrases;

KEEP CALM™
The Vice-Mayors Office™
His most Esteemed Excellency by Democratic Support and Administerial Decree His Highness The Vice-Mayor™

Now, be sure to keep that calm.

Further phrase added to trademark application;

keep that calm™

{{{I think.. I'm having fun.. }}}

Now now. There's no need for the admins' office to get involved. The Vice-Mayors Office has this under complete controll. (This is not a quiet coup at all.)

Now, keep that calm people.

Amarië wrote:

This is not a quiet coup at all- Blue

{{{Oh we havent had one of those in a while! (Excluding Amarie's coup on the basis we have too, as being a Dark Planet coup there is no bloody evidence there ever actually was one }}}

Now, this is all legitimate according to the Forumshire unwritten consitution. You just go about your business now, citizen. And, don't forget to keep that calm.

{{Keep what calm? Besides not sure I can be calm, never been calm before don't see why I should have to start now }}}

It's a catchphrase. The Vice-Mayors Office wishes to appeal to the youth, and don't want to repeat the mistakes of the past.

Thank you for your inquiery. The Vice-Mayors Office take all concerns from the general populaiton seriously.

can we have some soft borders round the Who thread.

Legislative power rests with the admins' office, I'm affraid. The Vice-Mayors Office are sorry not to be able to assist you in this endavour. The safety and well being of Forumshire's citizens is our primary aim after all.

*newsflash* The Mayor has done a runner with the Ceremonial Golden Geoduck, the CGG is an antique used in ALL Forumshireian initiation ceremonies, and is regularly buffed by Odo on rotation with Petty McCrabbit, this relic must be found at once before it gets into the wrong hands.



artists impression of geoduck.

Mrs Figg wrote:

 artists impression of geoduck.

Surely we can do better than that.

If that thing came near me Id hit with a fooking stick

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/04/nigel-farage-resigns-as-ukip-leader?CMP=soc_567

I'm not too shocked to see him go, but I was expecting him to stick around and gloat a bit longer...

''Hey Boris, it's Nigel here...well we've left the E.U...did you have a plan?...no? Should we take the cowardly way out and bail on the mess we've created rather than using our influence to help negotiate?, ok agreed, kinda bored with this politics malarkey I think I'll just spend all my time down the pub again...''

There is a part of me hoping Tim Farron resigns and makes it a clean sweep...

{{Un-fucking- believable- the Leave leaders are all like the ole Duke of York in the nursery rhyme, but instead of leading their troops up the hill and straight back down again they climbed the hill, saw what was on the other side, shat their pants and ran away and left their troops to deal with it on their own  Cowardly wankers the lot the of them. }}}

http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-voters-were-not-told-basic-truths-about-brexit-11364071577672

Prick.

"The reality is that the stock market has not plunged, as some said it would - far from it. The FTSE is higher than when the vote took place," - Boris

{{Problem there is the ftse is made up of multinational and global corporations- and the Bank have chucked billions of bonds at this problem already after the pound fell off a cliff with the vote- its the selling of those bonds, as they are seen as a safer investment because they are government backed bonds, which has given the artificial bounce- but they cant just keep printing off money to chuck at it, that will risk rising inflation, which in turn means rising interest rates going up to try to control it which in turn risks rising mortgages and defaults.

The real indicator is the ftse 250- which is made up of small to medium business in the UK- in other words the actual backbone of the UK business- and its not doing so well at all.



16170.09 index change: -295.40
52 week low - 14967.86   - BBC Finance

But no-one is talking about it- especially not on the leave side where they keep referring to the ftse- which is in this situation largely irrelevant compared to UK based business}}}

well the 5 cowardly wankers who have led us into disaster have either left or are on the way out. Cameron =gone, Boris = gone, Gove = don't bang the door on the way out, Farage = gone, Corbyn = time to get your coat comrade.

as Petty said. its UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!  

all I need now is IDS head on a plate. because we are going full-on Game of Thrones!

I know the Queen is supposed to be politically neutral, but even she must be worried/annoyed/amused by the fallout of Breixt at this point, I'm no royalist but you have to wonder why she hasn't commented on things so far...