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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Ringdrotten Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:10 pm
"Gods catchphrase- 'worship me or suffer eternal damnation'
Santa- Ho, ho, ho."
Santa- Ho, ho, ho."
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:11 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:God- depicted as an older man with a big white beard.
Santa- Older man with big white beard.
God- Watches you all the time and judges your behaviour.
Santa- Watches you all the time and judges if you've been good or bad.
God- Can perform impossible acts like creting the universe in six days or turning a couple of quids worth of food into enough to feed a multitude (youd think he give Africa someone like that).
Santa- Flies around the world in one night on a flying sleigh pulled by flying reindeer.
Gods catchphrase- 'worship me or suffer eternal damnation'
Santa- Ho, ho, ho.
So on balance if I had to worship a fictitious character I'd prefer Santa, he's cheerier and seems a nicer sort of person (and he brings presents too)
I thought you were making a case for God/Santa being the same person there for a moment.
And I didn't think anyone could make reindeer sound more adorable. Good job Azriel.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:34 pm
(I know someone is getting a bit tired of these updates, but:)
We actually got proper snow today. For the first time since it all melted before Christmas. And we'll have minus degrees for the forseeable future, so it'll stick around this time.
(And then I might shut up about it, imagine how great that would be. )
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We actually got proper snow today.
For the first time since it all melted before Christmas. And we'll have minus degrees for the forseeable future, so it'll stick around this time. (And then I might shut up about it, imagine how great that would be.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Amarië Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:45 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:
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So on balance if I had to worship a fictitious character I'd prefer Santa, he's cheerier and seems a nicer sort of person (and he brings presents too)
Santa only brings you presents if you've been good. They both judge you, but at least God has guidelines to what is good and bad.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by azriel Sat Jan 11, 2014 4:32 pm
Like the snowy picture Blue, I can smell the crisp freshness of it. And who can resist a reindeer ?? they are gorgeous.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:29 pm
but at least God has guidelines to what is good and bad.- Amarie
Well yes, if you dont mind being guided by a psychotic nut job homophobic women hater with a bad habit of regularly throwing a hissy fit and trying to wipe everyone out, then yes, there are guidelines.
Well yes, if you dont mind being guided by a psychotic nut job homophobic women hater with a bad habit of regularly throwing a hissy fit and trying to wipe everyone out, then yes, there are guidelines.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Amarië Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:37 pm
Santa used to bring along helpers to beat up the naughty children. Quite the charming man.
Have you seen the movie Rare Exports, btw? There's your real Santa.
Have you seen the movie Rare Exports, btw? There's your real Santa.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:40 pm
No havent seen it- maybe the Easter Bunnys a better choice for worship then
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by azriel Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:42 pm
Hell yes, are you mad ? CHOCOLATE !
Ive seen "Rare exports", Amarie, great fun ! quite a different slant on the jolly Ho Ho Ho Santa !
Ive seen "Rare exports", Amarie, great fun ! quite a different slant on the jolly Ho Ho Ho Santa !
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Amarië Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:48 pm
A fluffy bunny who produces chocolate eggs. Hallelujah! 
It's a great movie, Petty, a bit like the Troll hunter.
It's a great movie, Petty, a bit like the Troll hunter.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:51 pm
I shall have to take a look then, I enjoyed Troll Hunter.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Amarië Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:54 pm
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:57 pm
Originating among German Lutherans, the Easter Hare originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behaviour at the start of the season of Eastertide.
Some chocolate sounds nice though.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Norc Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:42 am
it's so cold here. -15.... there are ice-crystals everywhere. all the houses are covered in huge crystals and everything sparkles. there are frost roses on the bus sheds (they're made of glas) and one cannot see through them.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:03 am
Ice crystals and frost roses sounds beautiful (to look at that is)- so take some bloody pics!! 
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Norc Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:06 am
it's do fucking dark! if i get up tomorrow in time for those one and a half hour of fucking daylight i will!
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by halfwise Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:49 am
You'd actually sleep through the only 1.5 hours of daylight you get?!
Teenagers.
Teenagers.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by David H Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:14 am
Don't think of it as actual "daylight" Halfy. Think of it more as an inferior grade of darkness. 
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by David H Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:42 am
We registered a wind gust of 93 mph (150 km/hr) just south of here today. The biggest blow of the winter so far, and no important bits blew off! 
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Norc Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:45 pm
k. since u guys asked so nicely i actually got up early, put on loads of clothes and risked my fingers to go out and take pictures. i put them on my blog, but it'll be three blocks and to keep my blog "flowing" i timed them, so it'll be posted tuesday, thursday and saturday. but there is one post now too 
here !!
here !!
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:48 pm
Very pretty glad Im not there though too bloody cold.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:05 pm
Nice. Looking forward to the release dates.
Reminds me how the temperature here sunk with 15 deegrees in a day yesterday.
Brrr, indeed.
Looking forward to the release dates. Reminds me how the temperature here sunk with 15 deegrees in a day yesterday.
Brrr, indeed.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:51 pm
It's going to be colder here than in Tromsø tomorrow.
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Bluebottle Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:11 pm
Just another picture to keep you going. (I have a feeling something more interesting might be announced in not too long. )
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Re: Tales of Home [4]
by Norc Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:48 pm
http://bluetomorrow.blogg.no/1389533195_frozen_world_1.html
what really?. colder? well.. i guess, perhaps
it's only around minus 10 here
what really?. colder? well.. i guess, perhaps
it's only around minus 10 here
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