Tales of Home [2]

oh. if you knew he was poorly trained, i'de just ignored the dog, or stayed away no, but srsly, you did it right if the dog is poorly trained, putting it on the floor or in a bowl is a good thing to do, although the whole bending down business can trig a dog to go for the treat anyway.

Yeah, if I had to do it over again, I wouldn't have had anything to do with him. It's not a big deal though, it wasn't a bad bite/nip.

that's good to hear^^  i hope you're not scared of dogs thoguh

I was bit on the shoulder by a horse once. I had my back to him & the bastard son of Satan wrapped his God awful teeth round my shoulder & lifted me off the ground. Hurt like hell, I had a bruise the size of Peru for ages & teeth marks burned into my skin. Still love horses, hasnt put me off...not even when one sadistic horse threw me over his head & I landed in a big clump of stinging nettles, I had so many lumps over my skin I looked like a swamp monster.

azriel wrote:I had my back to him & the bastard son of Satan wrapped his God awful teeth round my shoulder

i love you.

Norc you do know that women pay cash money to get swollen lips like that?

hhaha, yes.. although it wasn't very nice. it was just on the one side

The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog. It feeds the hand that bites it. - Laurence J. Peter

#favouritequotes #votekafria4mayor #theface #amarieco

I think I missed the origins of #amarieco

And when are we having another mayoral election anyway?

next year

Eldorion wrote:I think I missed the origins of #amarieco

And when are we having another mayoral election anyway?

i'm running for mayor

im running for cancer research

If we can find a few other willing candidates we might have some fun like we did last time.

me me mememememememememem e

ok calm down guys ive already started rigging it

thinking back petty did tell me not to mention that

Eldorion wrote:If we can find a few other willing candidates we might have some fun like we did last time.

i always have fun

thinking back petty did tell me not to mention that - CC

You just cant get discrete corrupt staff these days.

I believe there is a Mayoral edition of the NotP due out this evening with its prediction of candidates and their chances.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:thinking back petty did tell me not to mention that - CC

You just cant get discrete corrupt staff these days.

I believe there is a Mayoral edition of the NotP due out this evening with its prediction of candidates and their chances.

is that the edition where you reveal for the Honeymoon you suggested a 'romantic' trip to Madame Tussards, camped out in front of the Doctor Who section. I wouldnt mind so much if you hadnt baggsied the spot in front of the Ponds.

i am really looking forward to this now although.. i dunno how i feel about my chances, i mean, i am a good candidate (i just passed 10 000 posts. someone with the second highest post score should have something to say arond here) i mean, i love to organise and i am always here making sure everyone is nice to each other and i spread joy and happiness and rainbows and benedicts and i am really.. a no lifer....

are we setting out our campaign manifestos already?
ok
if I become Majore I will;

1. Ban Petty
2. Ban anyone mentioning Amy Pond
3. Azriel to become vice Majore with rabbit tickling duties
4. Bring in a quasi military gunta
5. Make Biffo head of PR and Marketing and snacks
6. Orwell will be tagged has to report into my Emporium at least once a week for a good thrashing.
7. Lance is to be made head of the dept of Air Guitar and shipping
8. Chris is formally invited to head of giffing and twinkling
9. Norc is made head of horned hats and wasp slaying
10. Dave is vice farming Majore and obliged to solve all problems of urinary tract infections with Cranberry juice
11.  Amarie is head of Elven immigration and border control.
12. Eldo is formally made King and Despot with a pink velvet cape.
13. CC is made court poet, soundbite maker and high priestess of cool
14. Ringo is knight of the royal falling off a pavement whilst tipsy, and must protect Majore from hitting curb and laddering tights
15. Rodney keeps his job as Ranger, but is given shares in the Buckie factory for services to merping and berping
16. Halfy is made chief hairball and espionager to the realm, he is to be given offices in the nearby gourmet bistro patisserie and forced at baguette point to report on all shillyshallying in the Shire. or else.

mrs. Figg wrote:9. Norc is made head of horned hats and wasp slaying

hmm... can i wear a cool uniform?