Tales of Home [2]

uniforms will be necessary. yes. as its going to be a quasi military gunta. I think lilac would be nice with gold braiding and a nice helmet in a kind of an antique bronze colour, you an have a Viking helmet if you want. oh and there will be batons and Tazer guns with Yellow ribbons. ordered a few Dragons from Marks and Smaugers, they deliver.

this might be fun. although.. i am also gonna run for mayor

1. Ban Petty-- Mrs Figg

Is that an outright ban or just from the boudoir?
'Cause if its the latter I can probably cope with that if there's a buckie in it instead.

Well I think you should remember she is MISSUSS Figg. But I love her pluck.  She could do just that too. That is too funny. Banned Petty, banned.
By a beautiful GIRL.

Can you imagine how much effort will be required to really ban Petty?  He'll have to argue about it, for chrissake.  Could go on for months.

Yes, I know, He is a Scotsman, so he would just let out enough crabbit and insults each day to get the job done and exhaust us So do what Ryan did to Creed in theOffice. He fashioned a program for him and it was not joined to anything and Creed ranted and raved for months, and no one ever read it! But I would have to do it in the dead of night or find all my things ripped and torn by an irate Hasia who loves the ground he walks on.
 Hmm, Halvsie, you can do it. You have learned a few things in that closet of yoursl Do it!

remember when Orwell banned ally and i

And here you both are, looking more beautiful and your posts are awesome.
And where is he?

Orwell's got night duty with extra supervisory responsibilities or something like that.  So he doesn't post regularly, but every now and then his pent up creative energies explode in Tales of the Pure and whatnot, getting more wild and more creative the more he is pent up, I surmise.

i write Orwell

....on your arm in ink?

Figgy - with my new responsibilities, however will I finish my book?

Mrs Figg wrote:12. Eldo is formally made King and Despot with a pink velvet cape.

I know as Admin I'm not supposed to interfere in the democratic process, but

Im more than happy to tickle all the bunnies you can find ! : loved your list of peoples duties & roles ! VERY funny,............{{{ & SO true }}}
Might have to re-think about Petty tho ?? dodgy ground that, Can you honestly stand the withdrawal symptoms ? ...a rabid Scotshobbit ?

More importantly, can Mrs Figg handle the withdraw symptoms of not being around Petty?

I like my post in the gourmet shop.  Actually my sort of girlfriend (I'm not supposed to call her gf for reasons she thinks I understand but I really don't - the typical male-female relationship arrangement I believe: we just nod our heads with what we hope passes for understanding glimmering in our eyes and fervently wish whatever she's got up her sleeve has our best interests at heart, a forlorn thought given her ambitious nature but prefer to hope for the best) well, anyway - she adores my cooking and takes pictures of everything I make for her.  So it better be a GOOD gourmet shop. 

More importantly, can Mrs Figg handle the withdraw symptoms of not being around Petty? ......Eldo.
Thats it Eldo, put the cat among the pidgeons !

Mrs Figg wrote:
10. Dave is vice farming Majore and obliged to solve all problems of urinary tract infections with Cranberry juice

For the usual fee of course!

{{{Just keep nodding Halfwise! As long as she's nodding when you're talking as well, all will be fine! }}}

Eldorion wrote:More importantly, can Mrs Figg handle the withdraw symptoms of not being around Petty?

*coughdunnocough*

Lancebloke wrote:Figgy - with my new responsibilities, however will I finish my book?

you'll just have to get your finger out

only the very best gourmet shop Halfy, I could throw in some handy gf pleasing tips as well. such as. If her breath is a bit whiffy in the morning, dont tell her to her face, ''oi onion breath dont kiss me'', just say something subtle like ''oi gf, I left you toothpaste in the bathroom, it smells of roses like your poots''. that way you avoid ambiguous silences. here to help.
I take Majoring very seriously, all my slaves subjects will be taken care of.

I have been on it the last few weeks. About half way through my first edit.

Lancebloke wrote:I have been on it the last few weeks. About half way through my first edit.

badass

Mrs Figg wrote:only the very best gourmet shop Halfy, I could throw in some handy gf pleasing tips as well. such as. If her breath is a bit whiffy in the morning, dont tell her to her face, ''oi onion breath dont kiss me'', just say something subtle like ''oi gf, I left you toothpaste in the bathroom, it smells of roses like your poots''. that way you avoid ambiguous silences. here to help.
I take Majoring very seriously, all my slaves subjects will be taken care of.

Yes, I am learning to be circumspect. It's a miracle I survived the "granny underpants" episode.

gotta go to bed early-ish today :S i get my subject for exam tomorrw, then i'll be gone for 48 hours.. i'll let you know how it goes.. won't be back until Wednesday afternoon.

wish me luck.