Petty's Purist LotR Edits

Orwell wrote:I know you're going to be shocked, Petty, but I've forgotten how to do it...

must be all that flirting... messes with your memory!

I don't think it of 'flirting', but as "come hither all ye ladies of appropriate age, for my den is dimlit with rose scent and waxy candlelit joyous peril." I have warned you, Kafria. Don't blame me if you experience such a sensational bringing-to-Real-womanhood that you must confront a painful and fateful 'knowing'; the 'knowing' that you will never find a Worthy Male again! Beware my sensual pleasure-arts sublime, Kafria! Beware! (Providing nothing untoward should befall me prior to our date, that is...)

I know you're going to be shocked, Petty, but I've forgotten how to do it-Orwell

You've got to be f*!@ing s!@*!ing me!

Fine, I shall email you the links (AGAIN) and instructions (AGAIN)!!!!

You'll find... you see.... all the sex... it's all the sex... drives everything else out of my mind...

Whilst you are here Mrs Figgs why not get the edit for a watch. Worst that can happen is that you like them!

Worst that can happen is that you get arrested for involvement in unlawful movie editing/distribution

That only applies to me Ally. That is my responsibility. And its not the films as presented so only going to be of real interest to people like us on a forum. If people just want a pirated version of the films the net is not short of places for them to go.

I must admit I am not in the mood for LOTR at the moment, I have watched them too much. maybe later.

Then you will be delighted by the changes Petty has made

or I may want to squish his banana

You leave my banana alone Mrs Figgs! Its just starting to ripen. And you will never know how you will react to my edits until you give them a go.

{{{But where can I get that banana squisher? I could do with one, what with all the dancing bananas around here, and out in public too yellow and proud!}}}

Yeah - it should be a rule that any new emoticon/smilee thingees should be put where all Forumshirans can have easy access to them, Mrs Figg! This place is egalitarian after all (except for Scotshobbits, of course). Not that I approve - generally - of Rules, mind...

Gladly, tell me how to do it and your wish is my command my little chuckle heads, you know my IT skills are hem, not what they aught.

I'll leave the explaining to Petty

Lost my passwords and stuff on my pc. And it keep telling me the email address I am inputting for the account with the second skydrive is wrong!! So could one of you kind souls, Kafria, Ringdrotteen or Orwell please check the last email I sent you in relation to the second drive and see what the bloody sender address on it was and pm me it on here. Thankyou in advance.

Sent you a PM

Thanks Ringdrotten (and Kafria). All sorted now.

You can just copy and paste all of Figgy and Amarie's clever little animations. You know, like this:



I'm thinking of building up a library on a separate sheet so I don't have to go rooting around to find the greatest hits.

While your on this thread Halfwise you ever get round to watching the rest of the edit? (I know you dont have the second half as you havent requested the link for the second skydrive )

Pettytyrant101 wrote:While your on this thread Halfwise you ever get round to watching the rest of the edit? (I know you dont have the second half as you havent requested the link for the second skydrive )

No, life still crazy. I can take a minute or two to fire off responses as carthartic release from time to time, but to put in an hour or so just isn't in me. I have some netflix movies that have been sitting on my TV for several weeks now, unwatched. some of the stress may be off by the end of the month.

Sadly I have to left you off then Halfwise, life counts as a valid (if annoying) excuse. Hope you get the chance to watch them if only because that would mean you have a calm patch of peace in which to do so.

Whats everyones else excuse? And Orwell- have you got them yet because I fear, on past experience, if you dont do it soon you will forget how to....again.

I basically work for 20 minutes to half an hour, and then instead of standing up and screaming I do a spam run through forumshire, then back to work. I'm actually working now on a nice sunny sunday afternoon. You can see why I need distractions from screaming.

I need to find some extra work, I am skint, any suggestions that dont involve eels? or actually working? maybe Ferguson can train me up to be your assistant majordoma/i/us/ess/thing.