Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

erm I dont want to alarm anyone but I just saw Odo's head pop up from a barrel of my prize eel oil, he looked decidedly shifty and squirmy, I tried one of my hem! special eel tickling tackles but he slipped through my fingers and ran off into the dawn, leaving a trail of slime glistening romantically in the morning light. I saw his massive head palely glinting from afar and then he was gone, like an otter or a peeled turnip. Maybe the shirrif can find him? O and there was something following him, something strange, it kept muttering to itself, 'precious buckieeee', my precious, Bankses has stolen it, what has Bankses got in its orrifices? thiefses Bankses!

David H wrote:.....hello?....

do i hear moderators?

can any of you help me reverse a turn-to-stone spell?

or at least throw a blanket over me....

thank you.....

If I had had any pants on I would've borrowed you my sheet

pigeons

on my helmet

like radergast

this sucks

Pettytyrant101 wrote: Sorry I've been using you as bottle opener all night.

petty....

if you must open bottles on me

please use my hand

the other thing hurts.....

Norc wrote:

If I had had any pants on I would've borrowed you my sheet

thank you norc

its the thought that counts

i guess.....

[sigh]

Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a demi god called Achilles
who had a great big attack of the sillies
Medusa gave him the rock hard willies
which scared off the picnic fillies
O he felt a silly billies Milli Vanillies

very droll mrs figg

you turn me to stone

then you mock me

heartless woman!

sorry I was practising my Petrificus Totalus thingy for Pottermore and it just got messy and literal.

btw fellow Potterites I cant get to the second book in Pottermore is that normal? or just me?

i don't know, I got bored after one hour and I had to brew potions and stuff

wait norc

you brew potions?

could you try one on me please?

im not trusting petty much

i think hes worried

what i might do

when im free

{{you won't believe where he was sticking those bottle tops!}}

Typical, some always have to get stoned and ruin the party...

Here Dave!

thank you so

much amarië

much better

Only happy to help. You looked a bit cold.

Btw, have you turned into grey or white marble? Could be important...

hmmmm

seems white

maybe?

Could be a disaster if I use the wrong mod tool for this. So I guess all there's left to do is hope someone makes a joke or something which really cracks you up!

Well, as I said, I got bored but I know a lot about chemistry and I probably can make some sort of erm.. cream.

Amarië wrote: So I guess all there's left to do is hope someone makes a joke or something which really cracks you up!

exactly what i

fear most

gravel

{{nork
do you know
how hard it is to blush
when youre marble?????}}

{{ oh, you're not blushing hard enough }}

Hey David, is that an Oddish pokemon, or are you just not pleased to see me?

what pocket?

why
do i get
the feeling
you ladies are
not being
helpful?

David, I'm gonna have to ask you not to wiggle or anything, for that fig leaf is staring right at me and it don't look all that secure!

it doesn't.
I do, you do, he/she/it does.

David, you and I should stay away from people stepping on sheet and weather gods. Hold on to your leaf.

oh, wait, that's right, you're all stone, you can't move

halfwise wrote:David, I'm gonna have to ask you not to wiggle or anything, for that fig leaf is staring right at me and it don't look all that secure!

....ehem....

who
is staring at
whom?

I think you are probably white with veins of grey and sparkly bits of mica.

I have a creme but its a firming cream so thats no good is it? drat. what you need is a softening cream, maybe vaseline or...hey what about my eel oil... hey that could work!!

Norc I know what you mean about Pottermore being boring, it is, but I refuse to let it beat me, I need to find this second book its bugging me.