Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

Hello you orrible little humans you, just want to tell you that I Mighty Zeus command your repulsive attendance at my little Picnic up here in Olympus next weekend, no pressure but if you dont turn up you are toast, hahahah! just my little joke. (((or is it))))

Yes Dear creatures I would listen to my hubby he gets very tetchy when he is thwarted, so dont thwart, do please come it will be fun to mingle with gods and heros, and I hear you have a certain Ozhobbit who is very friendly with goats, how sweet.

Just avoid the pomegranate pips and you will be alright, maybe.

erm hello O Mighty Ones, do you mean this weekend or the weekend after? I wasnt quite sure. and is it ok if thor and Odin come along, they said they will bring the beer?

I smell a rat (or three!) Though Hera-rat I'm quite partial to - if her avatar is anything to go by....

Did someone mention alcohol?

NOT THIS WEEKEND foolish girl! oh sorry I tend to be a bit shouty, er no its the weekend after, and beer is always welcome after Ambrosia and nectar all the flippin time.

he he! its that Ozhobbit, down there, what is he doing, whatever it is it looks odd upside down.

hera2 wrote:Yes Dear creatures I would listen to my hubby he gets very tetchy when he is thwarted, so dont thwart, do please come it will be fun to mingle with gods and heros, and I hear you have a certain Ozhobbit who is very friendly with goats, how sweet.

Oh indeed I do, Miss Hera... Goats are such intelligent, useful animals... though a little too cunning at times.

hera2 wrote:he he! its that Ozhobbit, down there, what is he doing, whatever it is it looks odd upside down.

In Forumshire upside-down is not unlike upside-up, Miss Hera. Now, this Olympus place --- is it anywhere near Frogmorton?

I've just been looking for my Moderator's copy of the Book of Forumshire Rules to see if Greek Gods are even allowed into Forumshire --- only to find there's no such book!

I love picnics me. Burp.

Has Forumshire become Narnian!

huh? Narnian? its all Greek to me.

nobody ever invites me to picnics. bah humbug!

This is all so wrong... by most Forum rules anyhow... you wayward carefree Gods!

woof woof! You had all better come to this peekneek or i'll rip you three new ones, one more ASBO aint gonna bother me none hehe! woof!

Bugger! I had enough problems last time with Huan and he only has one head! Maybe I can get them to fight each other and leave me alone this year.

Hi there peeps this is Chazzy D your DJ, just to let you know I am taking party bookings and hen nights, theres no rest for the wicked hey? well I have a super dooper collection of Chaz and Dave and The Wurzels, what larks.

Managed to get party hats cut price deal from Argos, ((reckon I got Fleeced but never mind)) anyway this is the picnic site, not bad eh?

..and while you lot stuff your faces and enjoy yourselves I got this lot to carry, thanks!

If I was him I'd be more worried about that dragon trying to peer up his loin cloth!

Nice place for a picninc though, got a nice spot picked out for my holiday barrel to sit in.

Apollo asked me how many folks need a chariot ride to the picnic, he said it gets a bit warm up there but he has fireproof togas for everyone, and a fireproof kilt for Petty.

Oh I do like the location! And fire proof togas could be smart to have in any case.

Though I am a bit concerned about having Zeus there. Girls, beware of swans...

swans??