Wedding News

@ everthing in this thread!

Got you a DJ for the Reception, MC SMEEGS.

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Pretty, Pretty... have you seen the wedding "ideas" Mrs Figg has suggested?

Orwell might have a vast technological knowledge (by his standards) but did he have to show Mrs Figg how to post her "ideas"? Aren't we having enough problems as it is.... now this... I'm gonna killll him!

Well, you'll have to beat me to his hole, Pretty to do that!... }}}}}




Oh what lovely suggestions, Mrs Figg... I'm off immediately to see Orwell and discuss them.

Oh sweet love of Eru!

Odo - enough of your mental breakdowns -- quick - barricade the back door and rear windows! I'll do the front ones....


{{{Mrs Figg! Mrs Figg! Come in, Mrs Figg! Where is that beautiful but infuriating woman? Mrs Figg... if you're receiving this, pleeeeeease come up with a few more wedding ideas.... you know, ones somewhat different than your post-modernistic Housing Estate ones... pleeeeeeease.... It might not seem a case of life or death to you ... but it actually is..... }}}

Oh Odo - is that a storm coming... I think I can hear a howling wind starting up...

Oh eat my sweet Illvataran anklesocks! It's them!

They're coming, Odo, they're coming!

Mrs Figg wrote:Got you a DJ for the Reception, MC SMEEGS.

This wedding might be worth attending after all.

Err... quite so, Eldo... quite so... In fact, I'm just off to see Mrs Figg to discuss some finer details....

who's marrying who again?

GOSSIP AND FASHION SCENE

LOVE RETURNS TO CAMELOT

It appears things have returned to Forumshiran normalcy and our hottest couple, Mirabella Banks and Pretty Tyrant's Wedding is back on the straight and narrows. Mrs Figg has been brought in to assist and so - of course! - an absolutely fabulous Wedding beckons. The Chief Wedding Planner, Orwell McOdo was seen leaving the hole he has rented in Bywater (to assist in logistics per said wedding) only in the last few minutes, apparently after having a fruitful meeting with the hot beaus.

Artists impression:



Orwell was not at liberty to speak long, but as he limped past staked-out paparazzi, he had this comment to offer: "I'm off to discuss such things as Christian Dior and Chanel with Mrs Figg, as the girls feel Mrs Figg has not quite gone 'expensive' enough --- not that they in any fashion doubt her...er.. fashion sense. No, not at all."

No doubt there will be more interesting news to report and rest assured that your Bugle will be first on the spot when anything fashionable or gossipable occurs.



Beaky Potter
Staff Photographer and Junior Gossip Reporter
The Archet Bugle

Norc wrote:who's marrying who again?

Why, I'm marrying my true love, Norc. Pretty Tyrant and I are tying the knot in 6 to 12 months time. Hasn't news reached Fjordianlandia yet? If not, you've missed out on so much. May I suggest you read this entire thread. That way you'll become versed in everything that's been happening. Love you... and sisterly kisses.

Blimey! You marrying her in 'six or twelve months' down the line is going to be very rude to Norc, your true love!

Ally -- Nora is our young friend from Bree-land via Fjordianlandia. She is not in any manner my True Love... Pretty is, and you know it. Behave, else I'll set Eldo and Petty on you...

Mirabella wrote:Behave, else I'll set Eldo and Petty on you...

You can try to set me on people who make fun, but I had wanted to make a similar joke before she beat me to it.

Odo's right then? What chance does Forumshire have going forward? No respect -- not even from our Glorious Leader...

Ally wrote:Blimey! You marrying her in 'six or twelve months' down the line is going to be very rude to Norc, your true love!

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Personally I thought the idea of marrying in the lobby and then go see a action movie sounded rather nice. But that's just me though, these two wonderful princesses deserve their dream wedding.

And therefore I feel I must say something... girls, in 6-12 months time the dresses and styles you choose now will be like SO yesterdays news! Orwell, I CAN'T believe you didn't foresee this!

Mirabella wrote:Ally -- Nora is our young friend from Bree-land via Fjordianlandia. She is not in any manner my True Love... Pretty is, and you know it. Behave, else I'll set Eldo and Petty on you...

yep, just a friend from Bree land

Amarië wrote:And therefore I feel I must say something... girls, in 6-12 months time the dresses and styles you choose now will be like SO yesterdays news! Orwell, I CAN'T believe you didn't foresee this!

Oh that's not a worry Norc sweetie. If the wedding is more towards the 12 month mark Mirry and I will just take Odo's card and get whole new outifts - we can always give away this stuff to charity- what could be more respectable than that? And Odo loves to be respectable.

You said everything would be perfect Orwell. Just leave everything to you, you said. "It's me, Orwell McOdo the Seventh, Mirabella, how can anything possibly go wrong on my side of things," you said!

There now Mirry- everything will be fine- you look fabulous in anything....and nothing.

Pretty Tyrant wrote:Oh that's not a worry Norc sweetie. If the wedding is more towards the 12 month mark Mirry and I will just take Odo's card and get whole new outifts - we can always give away this stuff to charity- what could be more respectable than that? And Odo loves to be respectable.

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Pretty Tyrant wrote:There now Mirry- everything will be fine- you look fabulous in anything....and nothing.

Oh Pretty... my Heroine! But maybe 6-12 months is too long... Perhaps 3-6 months would be best...

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A strong smell of peppermint... or is there...? I could very well be imagining it... I did get a powerful knock-out dose recently. Probably still got some stuck in my nose hairs.. meybee...

{{{Eldo, accordingb to Forumshiran Logic, should I be able to smell peppermint just now?}}}

Peppermint shmeppermint!

Look what I found, Orwell.... We must have something like this at the wedding...

OOOh Mirry I used to be friendly with a bunch of dwarves at the Lonely Mountain they make all sorts of wonderful fireworks-the best there is with such wonderful descriptive names- like Golden Showers, and Pearl Necklaces and Flap Clappers- they are fabulous you'd sooo love them!