Wedding News

{{{{{Petty, what'd you have in mind that was so drastic? -Tin- Just keep your eyes out for the NotP your maj- I called in one or two favours.}}}}

Last I saw Pretty she said was going shopping and was hoping Beren was going to be there as she wanted to 'put him through his paces and see what he was made of and how much stamina he really has'- I think she meant shopping.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Last I saw Pretty she said was going shopping and was hoping Beren was going to be there as she wanted to 'put him through his paces and see what he was made of and how much stamina he really has'- I think she meant shopping.

Mmmm.... Surely nothing to worry about but....I might just....

Taxicart!

Taxicart!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

Taxicart!


Taxicart!

{{{{{hehehehe- perfect! this deserves a celebratory drink of buckie! }}}}

Good, my friend, Anon. Just make sure you keep working!

Now, where to now in Hobbiton? So much to do - so much...

Hey where are those taxis going at high speed? Is that Mirabella in one? And Odo in the other?

I better run....

Is that Mrs McCardle's Wedding Shoppe - for the Fantastically Wealthy they're going into?

Is that Pretty in there?

Oh my goodness... Odo does look angry.

Oooh Mirry, Mirry- look at this fabulous hat!



Mrs Mcardle- That is our most expensive item. It is made entirely of plantinium and diamonds and is values at 2,700,000.00 barels of buckie. Shall I put it on Odo's card?

Should I Mirry?- its so me! Oh do say yes.

Is that your uncle Odo with his face pressed up against the window Mirry? He looks awfuly pale I do hope he hasn't been exerting that old heart of his.

My goodness! Odo's stuck to the window by his face...

That'll teach you for pressing your face soo hard... Come now, I'll give a tug....

Pop!

What are you saying, Odo? You're not making any sense... 'struck by lightning"- what does that mean? It's not even overcast.

My goodness, Odo, you're shaking like a jelly!

Come on - I'll take you to my place for a lie-down... Poor bugger.

I wonder what's upset him so much?

I wouldnt get that hat if I were you, it looks like eels skellingtons coming out of your head, not a good look.

But look how expensive and shiny it is Mrs Figg! (I could take out loans against it!) And we wan't to know we are getting quality for Odo's money and everyone knows the higher the price the better the quality.
You wouldn't see me go up the aisle in rags would you Mirry?

well I wasnt going to mention it but it looks like the skellington of the deadly sardinian sausage eel. you can tell it by its attraction to tweed and Marks and Spencers underwear. thankfully quite rare, its still used to decorate wedding hats. It can explode on touch, leaving nasty rashes. so even if its got diamonds glued to it, dont.

Oh Mrs Figg, with your astute eye for fashion (and with a little mental effort on your part in working out out how to use photobucket or a similar palantir program ), you could look after all the Wedding Decor. I'm sure Mirabella and Pretty would be most obliged to you if you did!

..well.. I suppose for all your faults and incredible craggy age Mrs Figg you do know your eels they say...

But what about these fabulous shoes instead?



Tabitha simmons and a bargain at only 2,500 barrels of buckie.

Although these boots are to die for too!



Only 2,275 Barrels.

Ooh Mirry these are such a bargain maybe I should just get both and decide later!

Orwell wrote:Oh Mrs Figg, with your astute eye for fashion (and with a little mental effort on your part in working out out how to use photobucket or a similar palantir program ), you could look after all the Wedding Decor. I'm sure Mirabella and Pretty would be most obliged to you if you did!

Oooh I would! I would! If only you would think well enough of me to do so!

Oh yes, now I've had more time to think about it Pretty, I believe Mrs Figg is right. I'm sure you could find a far more expensive fascinator than that tired old thing you're trying on.

Oooh... this is nice...



Those pink heels will go lovely with it too...

Mirry! I am NOT wearing a black hat at my wedding! You just dont want me to upstage you! You want me to look dowdy.

You should do more shopping and less bopping, darling....It's a 'fascinator' not a hat!

It's horrid is what it is! If you are going to be like this then I am taking Odo's credit card elsewhere and I will shop on my own! You can snuggle up with Mrs Figg-same as the rest of your family!

I suppose you should then... We shouldn't see each other's Wedding attire until the wedding day, anyhow, I guess.... Ohhhhhhh! You can be soooo horrible at times.... If you're going to be like this I'm going hohhhhhhhhhhooome!

I said I was leaving first- now your are just trying to upstage me.

It's my wedding toooo!

blurg

GOSSIP AND FASHION SCENE

THE CLOUDS BURST


Storms of two types occurred concurrently today in Hobbiton, Forumshire, when an event of epic proportions broke out in a Elite Level Wedding Shoppe in Hobbiton between celebrity couple Pretty Tyrant and Mirabella Banks. What is said to have started as a slightly bitchy discussion about the difference between hats and fascinators, became a teary exchange, which soon escalated into a full on argument about who had the most issues to cry over, and ended in a hair pulling cat fight that sprawled out into the main street of Hobbiton during a sudden and unexpected downpour.

Orwell McOdo (the Seventh) - once he had stopped running around saying: "My! Oh my!" repeatedly - gave this exclusive interview.

"Oh yes, it was definitely started over Pretty's fascination with ten ton hats. It was absolutely ghastly watching two beautiful young women rolling around in the mud, wrestling, and clinging, and touching each other, quite firmly. I'm glad Petty Tyrant and Odo Banks weren't there to see it. Appalling!"



Word has it that the two ladies have since returned home for a proper bath, but there can be no doubt 'wedding' tensions are esculating by the minute!

Beaky Potter
The Archet Bugle

Mrs Figg wrote:blurg

Indeed. Orwell how's Odo doing? Give him some of my shampoo mixed with Melian's famous Rasberry Lemonade, that should put him in better spirtis! And if he needs an extra dollar or two thousand, I can lend him some {{{{{{{{{{{{{ only it would have to be under the table because Manwe won't approve of the wedding and he would most certainly not approve of me using God-bucks to sponsor it! }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{+{[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Hopefully this wedding will be canceled! That would do everybody good, except for the Mirabella and Pretty of course.Though I've never really liked either of them that much... hmmm. Well, I'll just have to wait for this article from DP to come out.]]]]]]]]]]]]]]=}}}}}}}}}}

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