Wedding News

Orwell wrote:I quickly contacted Lesbo Proudfoot who has sent me this incriminating docto.... authentic photo, Odo. Sure looks like Eldo in my opinion

I've posted pictures of myself on this forum before and that looks nothing like me. I do see something of a resemblance to your avatar though, Orwell!

Ridiculous comment, Eldo, ridiculous.... Don't you listen, Odo... Alright, there might be a passing similarity... but surely that's all... I mean, surely it's too dark to prove anything....

Anyway, back to more Important things....the Wedding Planning I mean.

Where are you, Mirabella...? What do you think of forgoing boring old rings for wedding necklaces instead? I have a particularly fine example in mind. You'll have to get your hands on Temporal-Spacial Machine of some type to go get it though. From a place called.. err.. "Earth." At least, according to a chap I met down the pub... Wells... Yes, a Mr Wells. It's a diamond called "Hope", apparently, and it's set into a necklace... Neither machine hire nor necklace is particularly cheap, though, according to Mr Wells.... What do you think?

Bloody uncanny, or what?

For real? John Belushi and Ryan Gosling look nothing alike.

Very pretty! Reminds me of the Nauglamir.... wait a second..... that almost looks exactly like my necklace!

I'll be right back

{{{Oh dear! Oh dear! This can't be good...

Taxi! Taxi!

Up Bywater Lane, sir, turn left, turn right, then straight onto Rushock Bog Road...

...

...

....

Yes, we'll pass the Muck and Duck...

In fact, that's where I'm going....

I have to get an urgent message to a Mr Wells...

Yes, driver: Mr H.G. Wells...

Hurry up. Are your ponies lame or something...? }}}

IT IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{{{... Faster, driver... FASTER! }}}

Eldorion wrote:For real? John Belushi and Ryan Gosling look nothing alike.

Oh Forumshire's a wondrous place,
where John Belushi and Ryan Gosling
are the same, if-shadow-faced,
as Lord Eldorion - our favorite Quisling*.


From "The Green Book of Forumshire."

Wisey Banks


(* Any possible dark hint about Eldo's activities at the time of the Dark Planet incident is purely accidental).

Now, Orwell, I've got some wedding ideas I want to broach with you...

The invitations? Do we go with Traditional

or modern romantic

or darn cute

or just light hearted


And the wedding decoration? Do you like this?



Oh yes, and I found this terrific book.

NO WEDDING UNTIL I GET MY NECKLACE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will sit and pout and scream like a 5 year old until I get it back! I love that necklace as much as Buckie!

Errr.... word has it down the Muck and Duck that it's just been returned... five minutes ago.. Your Majesty... and a certain HG Wells has left in his Time Machine, at speed.... Hope everything is well... now... Your Majesty...

Much better thank you. Have a splendid day
{{{{{{{{{{I was about to rip his head off! Good thing I brought my emergency buckie tonic with me to calm me down }}}}}}}}}}}

You'd never get the Doctor nicking Queens Tin jewellery- some of these other Time Travelers have no decency at all.

Too true, Petty. Not all Time Travellers are gentlemen like the Doctor.

I only hope Odo is gentlemanly about his money, 'cause Mr Wells - I presume accidentally in his haste to leave - forgot to pay it back.

I wonder what ever happened to Pretty? Is she drownded?

She has been in the Lockholes, Eldo had her arrested after she took over the Sherriff's Office when Mirabella disappeared (presumed dead), although she got out on day release after Pure Publications pulled some strings so she could do the Ally's Hat article for the birthday NotP (still available on the Ally Birthday thread!).

Do keep up  

Biffo Banks wrote:Wot!   Iz zat rutroo orl sumpin?  

Um... does anyone nowadays what rutroo means?

Did anyone ever know?

 

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Do keep up  

Since when have I ever done that?  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Did anyone ever know?

I suspect Biffo did, but when I asked he couldn't remember either. Queer business. I feel I should know, but I don't!  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:She has been in the Lockholes, Eldo had her arrested after she took over the Sherriff's Office when Mirabella disappeared (presumed dead), although she got out on day release after Pure Publications pulled some strings so she could do the Ally's Hat article for the birthday NotP (still available on the Ally Birthday thread!).

Do keep up  

Does that mean Pretty (and Mirabella?) are free again? Oh dear.

scampering about with handcuffs and police batons, no doubt.  

Now I don't know if I should hope they catch up to me or not.

You wish.