Wedding News

Not really me... no, I just don't think so...

Twenties-ish? Mmm..???

Ooh... now that's quite fetching...

That girl looks amazingly like my daughter, including the hair colour! It's not, though -- but amaaaazing likeness...

How interesting, Orwell {{{ though not helpful at all }}}

Now:



Bo Derek-like?... Would people think me bimbo-ish? Too risky... or is it?

Ooh sweet. Pretty's bound to like it...



But.... mm... too sweet... She might think me too innocent and want to treat me like a girl and not a grown woman. I do need to be feminine, of course, but not submissive, no that wouldn't do...

Come hither -- but by no means wanton...? Mmm...



This is so hard... but fun too... I might be looking at hairstyles for ages and ages yet...

I get that spamming is part of our history and all, but this is getting to the point where I'm tempted to start merging some of these posts into one.

Dont you dare! Are you saying my Wedding doesn't deserve it's own thread?

No, I'm saying that each individual hairstyle picture doesn't need its own post.

Oh... I did try it that way first, but I had a few glitches... but I think I've worked it out now... I'll put my selections together where possible.. Once I've settled on a hairstyle, I'll move onto make-up and a facial look... Isn't this exciting, Eldo.

Could be "Friends" or "Sex in the City" all over again... Or "Neighnours" for our Britobbits and Ozhobbits...

"and a facial look... Isn't this exciting"- Mirabella

Facials are always exciting.

I know I'm getting ahead of myself, but is this dress a bit too revealing?




On closer inspection, I think it's shorts!

Mirabella wrote:Isn't this exciting, Eldo.

I'm sure it's very excited, Mirabella. I don't think we've ever had a wedding on Forumshire before.

is this dress a bit too revealing?

Maybe a little bit for our Big Day Mirry, but you should get it for the Big Night.

So many things to think about... makeup... there's just so much... just look at my initial research into lipstick, will you... I really don't know why I'm making all this work for myself? ... ... ... Yes, I do!










This going to be sooo exhausting... in a pleasant way for me - and everyone else here, I'm sure...

Pretty Tyrant wrote:is this dress a bit too revealing?

Maybe a little bit for our Big Day Mirry, but you should get it for the Big Night.

Something sensual like this, Pretty?



Ooh... I better be off.... before the shops close... So much window shopping to do before I even start spending Odo's money... Bye for now... Kisses everyone.

Something sensual like this, Pretty?- Mirabella

Pretty is..em...having a little lie down Mirabella. All the excitment and everything has worn her out. She may be having a lie down for a while {{I should have used the driver after all- always go with wood Petty!}}

Now where has Petty gone? She was meant to meet me at Gandalfs Beard's Cafe and Rotisserie for lunch. I thought we could go window shopping... I mean, it's her wedding as much as mine. Uncle Odo has so much money he'll be able to buy her anything she wants too... I've been waiting now for at least an hour... ... ... Oh no! - I was sooo excited I forgot to mini-palantir her! I hope she's not upset! Oh dear!

have you organized the photographer yet, I am sure Petty is up to the job, and any cellulite from your erm bum in those shorts will be photoshopped off. Dont forget to spray tan, white wobbly legs in white shorts do not make for a Kylie Minogue moment. you may want to hire a video maker too, to capture those "precious" moments and just be careful who gets a copy or Pure Publications may do an expose. You need to be thinking about the reception and car hire too, I know Pretty wants a Loch Ness theme, but its not wise, not is a On the Lam theme, although the handcuffs may come in handy for the video. just some girlie tips from someone who has married quite a lot.

Oooh Mrs Figg, I've had a journalist from that reputable rag, The Archet Bugle, contact me on palantir. They want to do an interview with Pretty and me. The article will be good humoured and tasteful if at all possible I was told. The trouble is, Pretty has gone underground - probably literally, it is Bywater - and I hope she hasn't got cold footses! In fact - I think she muuuuust haaave....

Oh you silly billy Mirry. Of course I havent cold cold feet, and if I did I know who I want to warm them up for me. I was just having, a little lie down.

Oooh my true love... kissess.. ... No, a REAL one... Where have been? I was worried you might have been killed! But never mind .. will you look at this magazine... "The Wedding Journal." Who would have thought there would be a magazine just for Weddings? Not only that, it's especially printed FOR women to AID women in making their Wedding arrangements. And look! It even tells you where you can buy all the perfectly necessary things one needs if one wants to have the most expensive glorious wedding imaginable.. Oh who's that at the door? Oh Uncle Odo. I'm soo glad you're here. I need your Credit Card...