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Wedding News
Hi everyone. Just letting you all know, Pretty and I are going through ALL the Wedding Mags. I'm not totally sure about the dress - though Pretty has pretty much settled on a lovely white pantsuit. I'll be trying out dfferent dresses up to the wedding. It's a real riddle as to what dress will suit me best... and then there's flowers, and what food to have at the wedding banquet, and invitations - I'm really dreading the seating arrangements - especially with the Banks/Tyrant problem to address... But it's all so exciting nonetheless!
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Why that sounds most exciting Mirabella. I can't wait to tell Paw all about it.
{{{{{{I really didnt want to do this but this is a message to Her Most Exquiste Nosed Majesty Queen Tinuviel- your Maj as you may be aware the forthcoming nuptials between Pretty and Mirabella will see my exile from the Tyrant clan if it goes ahead and I let Pretty marry a Banks. Worse than that I will have to tell my Paw I failed (gulp).
However I believe you may have it in your powers your Maj, being closer to the Gods in Valinor than most of us are, to declare the whole thing unholy and ban it before it starts. I beg of you to do so, your humble servant and Guardian of the Buckie, Petty.
ps it would also expede the departure of Paw and the drain on the buckie stores-which I must say you have borne very well considering how much he has drunk already.}}}}}}
{{{{{{I really didnt want to do this but this is a message to Her Most Exquiste Nosed Majesty Queen Tinuviel- your Maj as you may be aware the forthcoming nuptials between Pretty and Mirabella will see my exile from the Tyrant clan if it goes ahead and I let Pretty marry a Banks. Worse than that I will have to tell my Paw I failed (gulp).
However I believe you may have it in your powers your Maj, being closer to the Gods in Valinor than most of us are, to declare the whole thing unholy and ban it before it starts. I beg of you to do so, your humble servant and Guardian of the Buckie, Petty.
ps it would also expede the departure of Paw and the drain on the buckie stores-which I must say you have borne very well considering how much he has drunk already.}}}}}}
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Oooh... this is nice... very feminine.... Paw will love this... he's such a softie at heart, Pretty...
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"Paw will love this... he's such a softie at heart"- Mirabella
So is a dead horse doesnt make it nice!
So is a dead horse doesnt make it nice!
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Oh Petty... Stop it! I met your Paw and he was such a big lovey! He didn't get cross at Pretty - or me. He clearly thinks Pretty is his favorite child... He doesn't blame us at all about what happened. It's you and Odo he is cross with. Extremely cross...
But never mind that.. How do I post photographs from the netosphere here? I want to keep everyone up to date with the Wedding Planning, you know...
But never mind that.. How do I post photographs from the netosphere here? I want to keep everyone up to date with the Wedding Planning, you know...
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Oh of course he was nice to you! Pretty can do no wrong. {{{By jingo and crivvens! I have it- a way to stop the wedding!!}}} But really I am happy for you both, can't wait. It'll be a lovely day.
As to p[osting pics- you need to upload them to a host- I think the forum has one, Eldo can tell you about that, or you could use something like imageshack- if you plan on putting up a lot of pics you could even get your own online album- which is what I do- I use photobucket, cause its free and keeps the seal on my sporran intact!
As to p[osting pics- you need to upload them to a host- I think the forum has one, Eldo can tell you about that, or you could use something like imageshack- if you plan on putting up a lot of pics you could even get your own online album- which is what I do- I use photobucket, cause its free and keeps the seal on my sporran intact!
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Oh my! I'm afraid I'm not any better than Orwell when it comes to Netospheric technology, Petty. I hope the process won't be too painful?
As to Eldo helping out - is he the kind of dashing gentlehobbit who would come to the aid of a hobbit lass in distress? I just don't know him well enough to guess...
As to {{{}}} - what are you getting up to? The air positively reeks of peppermint!
As to Eldo helping out - is he the kind of dashing gentlehobbit who would come to the aid of a hobbit lass in distress? I just don't know him well enough to guess...
As to {{{}}} - what are you getting up to? The air positively reeks of peppermint!
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have you sorted the bridesmaids yet, I would like to do a Pippa Middleton and show everyone my pertish bum.
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And I am sure Pure Publications will delight in publishing it Mrs Figg in their wedding special!
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Oh it will be a most respectable wedding. That part I insist on, Mrs Figg. But a gown that flatters your figure would be nice - in theory, of course... err... I would love to have you as a Bridesmaid, Mrs Figg, but aren't you married?
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Ha youre marrying Pretty and now you get moral!!
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....in theory.. yes..ill be Maid of Honour then, all i want is a good old nosh up, champagne, and snogging the Best man, and a bit of giggling at "Dad Dancing", or "Paw Dancing", as he dont wear no undercrackers.
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Moral? I'm talking about 'tradition' anyhow. A married lady hobbit can't be a 'maid' still, surely. {{{Especially not one such as Mrs Figg, if the rumours are true, Petty!}}}
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Matron of Honour, Mrs Figg? That might work.
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MATRON MY AR**
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Don't you just love a wedding. All the crabbit- its wonderful.
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I only just notcied your sig Mrs Figgs. A fine if unsuprising choice!!
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Mrs Figg wrote:MATRON MY AR**
Oh dear... I've upset her now... I was just trying to find a way to have her have something important to do at my wedding, Petty... And I certainly hope she doesn't throw another wobbly and get smashed at it... Oh my...
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I've got Mirabella- you can be the first bride to have a Companion- like in Who- Mrs Figg can pretend your Eccy.
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Oh this is my own Special Wedding thread. You two are making it like all the others... I hate this place...
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Brides are so emotional and we have two of them!!
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Mrs Figg! KAfria! Anyone with hormones. She's having an emotion!
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