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Wot? Oh Murrabullah... zat iz neece! Vurrie neece... Butt i fnk it lukes too mooch lik Princess Grace's drezz... Zar cun onlee bee wun Princess Grace.... Unnyhoo, youse muz bee yorsulf... My Murrahbullah... ... muh liddle ziztar... ...

Mirabella wrote:Oh be quiet, Eldo. What do you know about Weddings anyhow... You'll probable get married in a Registry Office knowing you.... Throw him out will you, Bif...

Oh does Bif need to be so rough...?

Oh well, I suppose he deserved it...

Now you're back, Bif, what do you think?

Oh, I am sure you would look a dream in that Grace Kelly, totally lovely.
I don't think dear Eldo would get married at the registrar's office, no I see him getting married in the foyer of a great action movie, just before the main feature starts.

Oh don't you go getting all misty on me, Bif.... oh stop it... I'll still be your little sister... always.... ... oh bother... you've got me doin' it now....

Oh thank you, leelee... ... sorry about the tears... it's just... well, Bif is such a romantic.... always tears-up at weddings... he'll be a wreck at mine I'm sure... .. he's so sweet really...

Sowwy, laydeys -- muz ov hud sumpin in mee aye...

luuluu, i fink youse gottit rite ubutt Uldooreeon --- hez gutt noo cluss... nun! Ded youse heer hum tryin ta hoory up Murrabullah? Az iv ya cun hurry up a pruppa weddin'-- my Murrahbullah isn uh Bracegirdle... wotz hee thunkin?

Hi guys! Caught the last of that. As to Eldo thinking.. well, he never does, really. I've almost a mind to cut him from the Invitee List...

Now, leelee, it's early days, but would you mind sitting at the same table as Amarie? You two seem friendly enough. Perhaps Norc and Ringrotten can be on that table too. They're quite 'in' with Amarie, I think, quite friendly, which is great of course, as we don't want trouble at the wedding. I'm having a hell of a time working out where to put the Bankses and the Tyrants... No matter how I design the table layout, they're always within sixty metres of each other..

Hey, Mirabella is nice... but I think you need something that says, "Oh look at me, I'm Mirabella, and I'm gorgeous in my own way." Lovely dress though. I've heard it's iconic - not that I take notice or get all excited over girlie things like that, mind... {{{{{{ }}}}

Murrahbullah husn efen tryd on twenny drezzus yutt, Orlwil...

Pay no attention to Eldo, Bif - I never do...

Err... were you crying?

No, of course not....

Carry on. I'm off to check out the Stationery Shoppe on Booth Street. I hope there'll be a good selection of Invite Cards for the girls to choose from... Being Master of Ceremonies and Wedding Plannner is a heavy responsibility, lucky I'm still on Leave.... {{{Note to self: "Self, this is sooooo exciting. "}}}

I think we need a simple - but elegant - dress for both you and Pretty, Mirabella - and not TOO expensive, as we would not wish to make the less well-to-do Forumshirer's think we're rubbing their noses in my wealth --- not that I'm at all wealthy, as you well know. A respectable dress - not unrespectably revealing, I might add - and respectably priced. That's my advice.

Oh there you are, Mister Banks.

Now about the planned "Odo R. Banks, esquire" private annex at Our Lady's... do you still want two jacuzzies...? If so, you'll have to supply funds for another room to be built, as we'll have to put one in the third bathroom otherwise, and your whole 'palatial' feel will be subverted, marginally...

Err... I'm helping Bella choose a dress at the moment.... Can I catch up with you later, perhaps?

{{{Oh yes, a new room is in order - but we'll discuss details later, Jane}}}

Oh Bella, I like these dresses! And straight off the rack too!

Oh Uncle!!!!!!!!!

Itz troo wot zay sey, Nunkle! Youse un udda narssole!!!!!

What did I do?

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Petty, what'd you have in mind that was so drastic? As to Paw, I've sent Beren back home to deal with him }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Orwell, have you found a priest yet? If not, I'd be honored to conduct the ceremony (since I am Queen!) and I could also provide lovely music for the ceremony! An old friend of mine would gladly do it! ( I seem to be forgetting his name, he kind of ran away and was never seen again after I married Beren ) speaking of Beren, he had to go back to Valinor to protect the Buckie cellars from Paw, so he won't be back for a while.

Mirabella wrote:Oh... I did try it that way first, but I had a few glitches... but I think I've worked it out now... I'll put my selections together where possible.. Once I've settled on a hairstyle, I'll move onto make-up and a facial look... Isn't this exciting, Eldo.

Eldo is such a gentleman I don't think he will do much about it even if he is fuming inside. I hope for his sake you are not looking at the top one hundred styles of the season.

Biffo Banks wrote:Sowwy, laydeys -- muz ov hud sumpin in mee aye...

luuluu, i fink youse gottit rite ubutt Uldooreeon --- hez gutt noo cluss... nun! Ded youse heer hum tryin ta hoory up Murrabullah? Az iv ya cun hurry up a pruppa weddin'-- my Murrahbullah isn uh Bracegirdle... wotz hee thunkin?

Ah, there there dear person who it takes me one hour at a time to get what you are so fascinatingly saying.
Er. do we get to see Pretty's choices of pant suits and hair styles and make up, I would LOVE TO SEE IT ALL !

leelee wrote:Eldo is such a gentleman I don't think he will do much about it even if he is fuming inside.

I do my best.

To Your Majesty,

Well, thank you Your Majesty. I'm sure both Pretty and Mirabella will absolutely jump at the idea. The Wedding is set for exactly six to twelve months from now, or thereabouts, so that we have plenty of time to organise every detail with excrutiating diligence. We definitely don't want some slipshoddily planned clumsy, tacky hasty Wedding, irrespective of what Eldo thinks it should be. If it was him, he'd probably just have a quick ceremony and spend most of his time, and as litle of his money as possible, on where to have the honeymoon? Not the romantic sort if you know what I mean. It's just sex sex sex with him. Just ask Ringo Herring. Disgusting really.

I'll let the girls know... And thanks again, Your Majesty.

This Wedding is going to be an absolute rip snorter, especially with you on board, Your Majesty

The only downer we see, well two -- is Odo and Petty... If only we could somehow not invite either of them, it would be just about perfect. But Odo's paying, you see, so we can't exclude him for a start. Oh yes, and Odo says he'll be sending half the bill to Petty. We can't imagine any good coming out of that exchange either.

If you weren't already aware, the Bugle will be doing their own article on the Wedding and will at times (if only accidentally) respond on behalf of Orwell, occasionally (and, if so, accidentally).


Lesbo Proudfoot
Editor in Chief
The Archet Bugle

Thanks for that, Lesbo.

I'm back again, I'll take over (was just off obeying a call of nature).

leelee wrote:

Biffo Banks wrote:Sowwy, laydeys -- muz ov hud sumpin in mee aye...

luuluu, i fink youse gottit rite ubutt Uldooreeon --- hez gutt noo cluss... nun! Ded youse heer hum tryin ta hoory up Murrabullah? Az iv ya cun hurry up a pruppa weddin'-- my Murrahbullah isn uh Bracegirdle... wotz hee thunkin?

Ah, there there dear person who it takes me one hour at a time to get what you are so fascinatingly saying.
Er. do we get to see Pretty's choices of pant suits and hair styles and make up, I would LOVE TO SEE IT ALL !

Pretty has been awfully quiet, leelee. It's like she's got no interest in the Wedding. Hope I'm wrong on that score... I must catch up with Petty and find out what's happening on their side of things when I get the chance.

I think Pretty would look great in a pantsuit, personally, btw. Something like this, maybe:

GOSSIP AND FASHION SCENE

TRENDIEST FORUMSHIRE IDENTITIES SEEN WALKING IN BYWATER

Forumshire's favorite lovebirds were spotted by our freelance photographer Beaky Potter in Bywater earlier today. But is there a cloud of doubt hanging over them?





Mirabella Banks has been seen in Wedding Shoppes in Hobbiton the past day or two, but Pretty Tyrant has not be seen or heard of, so it was a real Scoop to see the girls out and about together. Beaky did not get close, but she had some reason to wonder about how 'happy' Pretty was, even though she was looking very chic in a very classy casual white pant suit with black satin shirt. Mirabella looked happier, but was there a touch of doubt in her pretty face with it's porecelaine skin as she sauntered by her beau in her cheeky shorts and delicious high heels, adorned with a gorgeous grey tie or scarf-thingee?

We will keep you up to date as new information and gossip comes in!

Lesbo Proudfoot
Editor-in-Chief
The Archet Bugle

GOSSIP AND FASHION SCENE

IS THERE TROUBLE IN CAMELOT?

Back in happier times. Photo taken at recent 2011 Forumshire Awards Night.



Hot on news of possible friction between Forumshire's hottest couple comes the rumour that Pretty Tryant is avoiding Mirabella Banks ever since they had lunch approximately two hours ago. Pretty was seen heading south toward the Hobbiton Shoppes with a handbag and what looked like a wallet full of Odo Banks's Credit Cards, while Mirabella went north from Bywater Square toward where the two fashionistas live in a delightful duplet-hole with sunroom and skylights, carrying what looked like a bag of avocados, lettuces, tomatoes, shallots, a bottle of Old Wynyard, and some lovely fresh trout that can only have been purchased at Mary Mudpuddle's Fresh Seafood Shoppe in Bywater Lane. What does this, possibly temporary, separation imply? Are things not altogether happy in Camelot?

Beaky Potter
Staff Photographer and Junior Gossip Reporter
The Archet Bugle

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Thank you Lesbo, but I think I can handle Petty and Odo

Oh Primmy, there's something about that horrid wedding in the Bugle...

"Trouble in Camelot", hey? Sounds promising, my love....

Yes, good, good....

What? '

Must have misread it...

Better read it again, Primmy:

"Pretty was seen heading south toward the Hobbiton Shoppes with a handbag and what looked like a wallet full of Odo Banks's Credit Cards..."

I'll give 'em trouble in Camelot, alright!

leelee said: "Last edited by leelee on Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:56 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : please stop asking you can see by now I have a learning disability."

Is this a little joke, leelee, or the facts? Either way, I think it would be very enlightening for me to know the answer. And, no, I'm not trying to be funny, I would really think it a benefit for me to know.