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I don't really like it, Mirabella, to be honest...

Mmm... maybe you're right, guys... Back in a sec....


i know it's not strictly traditional, but what about this?

Lovely, dear, but I think Pretty is a bit old fashioned about Weddings... I think all of her previous ones were Traditional affairs.... Am I right, Petty, hmm?

Very traditional (well except for the amount of them!!). She'll want flowers, and lots of lace and white and of course there will have to be a scramble afterwards! (I'll be up for that!-best part of the wedding)

Oh yes... I do remember her saying so...

Let me see... oh yes....

back soon

are you there guys?

here I come

Ooog! Gut owlt Putty! Ur nutt halppin ut orl!

Nowl, Meerbulla - eye lik zat butt iv Prratty iz worin sumpin zimmalar zere wull bee two munny frulls utt za weedin. Nowr, youse muz try own uh fuw mor... ov ya goo, Siz...

Oh at last! Someone who will take the most important ceremonial event ever held in Forumshire seriously.

I'll be back soon...

What do you think?

Wowie! Nuh - two cwurkee lovvy....

Mmm...




No - I look like a Mummy --- heee hee ---- and as if that's likely...

Biffo Banks wrote:

I've never known you so eloquent Biffo dear!javascript:emoticonp('')

Suxy boot nutt ullygunt anuff, yah? - uh butt Hoozin Ustate, doen ya fink?

{{Shurrup, Kuf! }}}

Wot! Iz zat rutroo orl sumpin?

You're right, Bif. Definitely doresn't exude "Forumshire", does it?

Wait a min...

Eye fort youse woz za bryd nutt za cak!

Youse juz bein sully noo! Gut bak inna chaingee rume! Git!

Gow onn - git pane ov uh gal...

What about this then?

Neece enuff -- butt ya doen wanna to giv Grun Ma uh hartalige!

This is beyond ridiculous. Is there going to be an actual wedding or not?

Oh be quiet, Eldo. What do you know about Weddings anyhow... You'll probable get married in a Registry Office knowing you.... Throw him out will you, Bif...

Oh does Bif need to be so rough...?

Oh well, I suppose he deserved it...

Now you're back, Bif, what do you think?