Tales of Home [9]

@nice flowers Petty, you have palm trees?

@good for you Malick, glad you are happy.

Are you sure you live in Scotland?!!- Malick

{{It can be deceptive! But this is why if you come to Scotland always make sure to go to the west coast- the reason for which see below!) }}

you have palm trees?- Figg

{{Thanks to the warm waters of the gulf stream, by which they also arrive, and which grace sour western side, hence all the greenery and why you can grew stuff here that really shouldn't grow wild here normally }}}

Nice going on the shopping, Malick.

Now, get ready for you to get aware and tired, sometimes, of her moods and her to get annoyed by your failings or vica versa. It's normal after a few months. Not to worry, if you love each other it does not really matter.

We had quite an odd storm last night. Seems like everyone & his wife are busily posting the storm in their area on Facebook. The lightning was quite fierce with hardly half a second between flashes. Reminded me of the film with Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds, when the aliens start breaking thru. It was ages before the rumbling began & the thunder kicked in. Its really muggy again tonight & wouldn't be surprised if we get another rumble.

https://www.facebook.com/wayne.parker.3781/videos/10215619173173718/

I heard about that, I bet it was exciting for humans, other animals not so much.

This is doing the rounds, looks frightening !

https://www.facebook.com/ABCNews/videos/10157284984243812/

{{Saw that- is young Eldo not in Maryland? Hope he is ok- I hear its pretty bad down south too Azriel with flooding- you ok too?
Its still blazing sun here- each day hotter than the last! My kilts dried out and gone crinkly!    }}}

has that ever happened before?

{{No! Its stiff as a board- I cant sit down!!!   }}

Im fine thank you Petty, its just very heavy, very muggy here with a strange kind of quietness. I thought of Eldinkum's when I saw that vid also.

{{I can report via the NotP's crack palantarrazzi team that former Admin Eldo is indeed safe and well, having been sunning himself with a fetching puerto rico lad in an anime costume on his tax haven island in the Caribbean at the time  }}}

If you wanna know what i have been up to lately, other than exams, i have put my New passion to life. Check out norcing_dolls on Instagram (u can visit Instagram on a Computas too)

{{mmm got a link?- when i google it it says there are no results }}

Well, whaddya know? When attempting to create an instagram account (as Petty says, it can't be searched by google) I found that some jackass named hornleff7tj is using my email. I've reported it, but supposedly if you have an instagram account you can view a picture of the account holder. I'd love to see this sonabitch's face. Could you do me the favor, Norc?

Had to create an account just to check if the same was the case with my email. Luckily it wasn't - that sucks, halfy

{{Cheeky swine! They better at least be hairy!! }}}

Get this: when I complained to Instagram that somebody was using my email address, they said they can't do anything because using my email address is not the same as impersonating me! I had them send verification codes to both email and phone, but things sort of froze up, it seems this hornleft guy (the email came to me in russian) is fighting back.

But then I saw instagram is a division of facebook. It figures. Hmm...better check my facebook account.

You guys are Internet noobs https://www.instagram.com/norcing_dolls/ (just write it out)

Had a different account first bur they didn't send me a passwrod reset link as they said they did

{{God damn it I sold my soul and joined instagram to look at that and now you tell me I could just have jumped there with a link!!!   Damn Fjordians!!   As to noobs- I've lived more of my life in a world in which the internet didn't exist than I have one in which it does- you have to make allowances for old farts and drunkenness

Ahem, anyhow as to your latest hobby/fetish/artistic development I like them, especially the fourth pic which I could easily see as a character in a stop motion film- the first three are interesting and not in the slightest bit creepy   }}




{And no, there is nothing to which I cant find a Doctor reference or two! }}}

I think that's my first time looking at an Instagram post not over someone else's shoulder.

noob is that a nerd/boob?

"noob" = "newbie"

Norc - so you're taking space aliens and transforming them into rave chicks.  I think there may be an active business in that - make a webpage that includes links to unpainted dolls, let people choose their dolls and pick out a facial style or send you a pic.  Charge whatever you think is appropriate over the cost of the doll plus shipping.

btw, please explain why googling "norcing_dolls instagram" does not work.

Great idea Norc, make a nice present for my daughter, you could design one that looks like her ? be such a lovely surprise

Created an account just to check this out myself, I have no excuse. Cool project, norc - do you take requests? I'd like one that looks like Sylvi Listhaug, with a hijab

let people choose their dolls and pick out a facial style or send you a pic.  Charge whatever you think is appropriate over the cost of the doll plus shipping.- Halfy

make a nice present for my daughter, you could design one that looks like her ?- Azriel


{{Excellent ideas- could be gold in this Norc!   Maybe you should also open a dedicated thread in creative corner too- so people can give suggestions, comment on your latest work or make request or even buy something.



On a different note- the weather here is still uncharacteristically nice And my better half believing my natural colouring of white and blue with red blotchy bits will not suffice were we to go together to her native lands, she has been forcing me to go outdoors, in daylight  in the full glare of the sun, apparently to better acclimatise me to its evil  as a consequence I now resemble something off Orwell's barbecue 

Nevertheless did get some more pictures, though not of my burnt arse you'll be glad to know! }}}