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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:49 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:What is wrong with you people?! There's a lolcats thread-this is for the Purity of Print!!!!!
What's impure about lolcats?
And as to you and your thoughts Eldo- "Perhaps Petty is so crabbit about PJ because he knows they're similar."- brand new crabbit meter, just back from the shop with it and you say that!!!! Now I've got to back to the shop again!! So crabbit now!!!
*snickers* Far be it from me to test the limits of your crabbit-meter.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:55 pm
The first accurate pic anyone has put up here so far and it comes from a female, and on the NotP thread too!!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:57 pm
What is the NOTP coming to, if a female can be more on target then they? They might have to reconsider their chauvinism. 
They might have to reconsider their chauvinism.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:01 pm
Fortunetly they are too drunk to care- I can hear the singing from here- always the same once an issue has gone to press.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:02 pm
I can understand that, after all of the ... er ... hard work that they put into it. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:17 pm
Yes, its fair enough really, harder to explain what their excuse is the rest of the time though. Its not like they work sober- in fact being sober is a sackable offence.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:29 pm
Good point.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by odo banks Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:05 am
Damn chaos again.. and now you're involving pussies! 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:45 am
Pussy Scandal! And you put that on the NotP thread! It'll be the headline in the DP by morning thats exactly the sort of headline their editor wakes up in cold sweats dreaming about!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:55 pm
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Ringdrotten Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:06 pm
Another great Sunday edition 
Looks like we'll be a little short on the buckie, though..
Looks like we'll be a little short on the buckie, though.. _________________
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:03 pm
Mmm yes, I am a bit worried about the amount of buckie. Will it be enough?
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Re: The News of the Pure
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Baingil Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:26 am
I think security misunderstood my intent, really. Didn't mean to hurt Eldo, just the minx who he was looking at.
No offense meant to anyone!
No offense meant to anyone!
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:30 am
The NotP misreporting something! Never! (But just in case read the disclaimer, its the small print contained in a full stop somewhere in every issue).
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:26 am
I finally got the chance to sit down with a glass of buckie to put my feet up and read NotP's latest but I barely needed any buckie to soothe the crabbit. In fact, I felt hardly any crabbit at all, because ticklums were working overtime. This has got to be one of my favorite editions of NotP, but then again, I feel that way every week.
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:27 am
This Mirabella business is worrying though; I hope it's not that crazy letter-writing murderer again!
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Re: The News of the Pure
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Baingil Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:26 am
Hmph. Have you ever seen a fat elf, may I ask you? No? There you go. I'll be fine. 
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Re: The News of the Pure
by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:31 am
Humph. I'm not ashamed to admit that Baingil is my only squeeze, no matter what rumours the NotP may see fit to circulate. 
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