The Daily Purist

"*waves hand* This is not the secret conspiracy you are looking for!"

Good to see you back about the forum Amarië, I think, so long as you are not just here to steal the secret recipe for Rasberry Buckie, not that I know anything about it, or the rasberry shortage in Valinor, and I certainly wouldnt trade it for anything the Dark Planet has to offer (unless there's any of those cookies left over if the Lolcat planet has not eaten them all, dipped in buckie, lovely). {{{{Phew! Hope I avoided rousing any Queenly suspicions there, after all there was all that fuss the time that Queen went mad over those tarts going missing, Illuvator alone knows what Tin would do over a field of rasberry specials.}}}}

By the way, how's Ringdrotten (the book ) so far, Amarië?

*hides tool box* Oh no, wouldn't even dream about trying to break into the vault with the secret recipe. Especially not with Ringdrotten's Poirot avatar looking at me.

Sadly, I've had not enough time to read. The poor nynorske fellowship has only just reached Moria, but I have enjoyed following them there.

Mmmm...

Yeeees...

2 hours waiting outside Pure Publications for this- better be worth it, not to menton the extra pages mean extra weight and not like I'm getting paid extra buckie for the weight...my bloody back is killing me, going to need extra buckie just for that! Did have a quick glance inside, it comes with a pull out and keep Birthday card and um the page 3 Lass, well see for yourself. Shocked I am!

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Glad I didn't miss this one! Superb edition

I think this is absolutely brilliant and hilarious, and I am in no way biased since the DP is being nice to me for once! Thank you very much, DP and Petty (for delivering this hefty paper). This was definitely an awesome part of an awesome birthday!

Very good Petty, i'm impressed.

Since it's Eldo's birthday I'm gonna forgo a lawsuit concerning page 3... or at least delay it.

Also, Pretty had better find another present. Seriously.

Scurilous as usual!

And I don't care how hilarious it might be -- this kind of stuff is just not right...

You are evil, Petty!

And Chris - I think I've seen your photo before. If so, you are quite the bragger!

Awesome edition, though btw, what's the difference between lore and pedantry?

Well said Ally. I always wanted to say it, but I'm too polite....

"Pretty had better find another present. Seriously."- Baingil

Don't be so stuck us little Miss Admins Moll! There is nothing wrong with going to give Eldo a traditional Scottish birthday greeting whilst kneeling on a special mat, my great grannie made that mat and she gave many a person their birthday present kneeling on it, so did my grannie and my ma before me. Why folks round our way couldn't way for their birthdays coming round, always welcome in a hole my ma. Its the proper way to offer Buckie as a gift, kneeling in deference to the bottle (and because after a few its hard to do it standing).
So hah!

"what's the difference between lore and pedantry"- Ally

I have no idea, I'm just paid to deliver it I'm not obligated to having to actually read it. And I doubt they know either and were probably too drunk to find out.

chris63 wrote:Very good Petty, i'm impressed.

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Thanks Chris, a real hit to my self-esteem there.

Pretty Tyrant wrote:"Pretty had better find another present. Seriously."- Baingil

Don't be so stuck us little Miss Admins Moll! There is nothing wrong with going to give Eldo a traditional Scottish birthday greeting whilst kneeling on a special mat, my great grannie made that mat and she gave many a person their birthday present kneeling on it, so did my grannie and my ma before me. Why folks round our way couldn't way for their birthdays coming round, always welcome in a hole my ma. Its the proper way to offer Buckie as a gift, kneeling in deference to the bottle (and because after a few its hard to do it standing).
So hah!

Eldo is off limits to all {{{{{but me}}}}} when it comes to stuff like... that.

And this rule is enforced by both admin powers and a certain old-fashioned tradition in my family. It's called a bow and it shoots arrows. Don't tempt me.

"Eldo is off limits to all when it comes to stuff like... that." -Baingil

What? Presenting him with a bottle of bucke whilst kneeling on a ceremonial mat? And you don't think thats maybe a teennsy weensy bit of an over reaction dear? Maybe now you're living up in the Fortress of Lore you think you are Lady of Forumshire? Well let me tell you this ma dear, if its a square go yir wantin' I''l hae yer hair oot by its roots ya sassenach spirited hootananay!

Presenting a bottle of buckie? I know you better than that.

Orwell wrote: You are evil, Petty!

And Chris - I think I've seen your photo before. If so, you are quite the bragger!

I tend to repeat myself i tend to repeat myself
It isnt realy me by the way

Um, Pretty, sister dear- your going native. Deep breaths, gulp of buckie. Easy there. Easy. Sorry Baingil, she doesn't take rejection, rivalry, or anyone not finding her amazing instantly very well. Time to go back home to Pure publications Pretty. No, no, I think smashing the bottle over anyones head will have Sherriff Mirabell ahere in a very fast jiffy. Easy now. {{{{{Oh dear last time she was like this 4 men went missing from the village and didn't reappear for a week, they wouldn't say where they'd been and almost none of them could talk from exertion! And you are quite right Baingil- no idea what she may have been up to but the very idea Pretty would give away Buckie is preposterous, getting bought stuff is more her thing.}}}}

chris63 wrote:It isnt realy me by the way

I prefer to believe that it is.