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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [3] [SPOILERS]
I'm mainly scratching my head over how anyone could expect anything different after AUJ.
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Ah well Blue just because the world keeps serving you up shit in a bowl for dinner, you dont expect shit in a bowl every night. You live in hope that one night you might get a proper meal.
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [3] [SPOILERS]
I'm especially fond of the Markovian chain of head-smacking that occurred about 2/3 of the way through.
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [3] [SPOILERS]
Agreed but who are the "antlered forest river guardians", Forest?Mrs Figg wrote:THIS: This post gets my vote for BEST POST OF THE YEAR. srsly its perfect
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I think its a reference to the White deer in Mirkwood, the one that runs down the path, jumps over the black river and gets shot at by those horrible Dwarves.
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Oh, thanks. What does the movie do there? Or do I want to know?
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Side-note for Sin and all the other Bree refugees here: BREE IS BACK!
http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t740p45-visitors-from-bree-land#114593
http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t740p45-visitors-from-bree-land#114593
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Looks like it lost a lot of recent threads.
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Yeah, it was only down for a month-ish, and the most recent posts listed now are from four months ago.
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Well...me and Sin did joke Jackson had purchased the site and was trying to sink it by posting loads of spam-we never did find out the new owner's identity as far as I'm aware...the more recent posts were a bit crabbit...
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the Most Crabbit award just got interesting
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Bree may be back,Eldorion wrote:Side-note for Sin and all the other Bree refugees here: BREE IS BACK!
http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t740p45-visitors-from-bree-land#114593
but I aint going back.
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Forest, my hat goes off to you ! how well put was THAT statement ? I actually felt your pain, it closely matches mine.
Eldo, cant we have a little "Oscar" emoticon ?
Eldo, cant we have a little "Oscar" emoticon ?
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the Most Crabbit award just got interesting - Ringdrotten
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [3] [SPOILERS]
How about this one?azriel wrote:Eldo, cant we have a little "Oscar" emoticon ?
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Can do, The more strongly you feel about something, the more "Oscar's" you give it ?
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Well LOTR won 17 Oscars so ... {{{nope}}}.
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its a 3 (grey) horse race at this point. It depends on your preferred crabbit style.Ringdrotten wrote:the Most Crabbit award just got interesting
1. Petty = Constant Crabbit - ''does what it says on the tin''
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I'm vocal about my dislike of Peter Jackson's ME work, just not very crabbit about it, I guess
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Whoo-hoo grey What shade of grey Mrs figg ?
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I imagine Figgy has explored all 50 shades... she should be the foremost expert!
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Oooh...ouch !
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I have no idea what you are chundering on about LanceLancebloke wrote:I imagine Figgy has explored all 50 shades... she should be the foremost expert!
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Of course you don't Figgy. Of course you don't.
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