Petty's Purist LotR Edits [3]

 

I can do you an impressive five minutes  Just try not to wake me after that.

Next part of book 5 should be up tonight about 8- 8.30 GMT (its only 41mins long too)

5 minutes?  

Its a good five minutes  {{Well for one of us}}}

5 minutes is neither use nor ornament.  

Well on a good day maybe twice (although to clarify before you get your hopes up that's not ten minutes, that's twice in the same five Got to leave time for the cig and buckie afterall. )

maybe if you give up fags you could muster up 10 minutes?

But then what would I do afterwards?  I suppose I could have some extra buckie.

 

What?! Your not one of those ones that wants to talk and stuff too? That needs extra buckie for definite.  

 talk? well if its about unplugging the khazi, maybe, but not mushy stuff, no.

Thank Eru for that, for a worrying moment there I thought Id discovered a sensitive side to you!  

fraid I dont have one of those.  

And you dont need to worry about unblocking the khazi either- the barrel doesn't have one, I use Dave's fields on the way home from the pub, its why his veg grow so big.

that info has completely put me off one of Daves potato salads.  

Are you at Dave's?  

If so tell him to get some grub on Im starving and just, visiting, one of his fields on the way home from the pub.

Arse f**king smelly bull bollocks!  
It screwed up with 1 hour left of uploading (it'd been going nearly 3).
    

Not worth trying again tonight as it will be getting on for midnight by time its ready.

'Oh God of Internet Uploads I beseech you listen to my words- Im going to kick your bollocks from here to eternity then have them catapulted back to me so I can f**king well do it again only with bigger f**king boots on!  

Oh Petty ! I do feel for you ! You must be pulling whats left of your hair,out !
I just re-watched the last vid you put up, I had to much of the sun yesterday & couldnt quite absorb it as I should have. I really liked the way you condensed it in all the right places yet I wasnt left confused or wondering what was going on. Im glad you got rid of Gimli tip-toeing thru the egg shell of skulls & all the silly "ghostie-wispie blowing" he did ! Goodbye Boromir's ghost moment with Denethor, Gothmog's little "the age of men is over" speech, Much better all round !!

( if it helps, Im pretty adept with a pair of eyebrow tweezers, Il lend you them, there's SO much more you can do with them   just in case you ever meet that "internet sprite" ? AND I know a more tender place to start plucking !)

hey that Boromir ghostie scene is lovely you can never have too much Boromir.  

Dont get me wrong Figgy ! Im all for a bit of Boromir !! hoo yeah ! Its just I so felt for Faramir at that moment, knowing that your own dad prefers your brother to you !   His face when he THOUGHT Denethor cared for him ! To sad ! Gawd, it was bad enough when Boromir copped it !! He was such a hero to ! *swoon*

Yeah and it makes Denethor seem completely bonkers further shitting from a great height on an excellent, tragic nobel character.

meh, who cares, theres Boromir smiling ghostie scenes.

I can't a Boromir ghost scene.