Tales of Home [2]

Yeah, of course its not Lance.....

Of course you'd say that, you're trying to cover things up now that Mrs Figg has exposed you.

No... I like the feeling of the breeze.

Everyone says that when Mrs Figg is involved.

 

She does like a bit of an exposure!

Well naturally- thats why she is marrying a real man in a kilt. I accidently expose myself all the time  

Are you going to be able to keep up with her while on the buckie, though?

Petty!!

Shouldn't you be putting napkin rings on the napkins or something?

Eldo the great joy of buckie is that if I cant I wont care. And the chances of accidental exposure increase anyway with every buckie drunk- well known fact.


Lance- sort of, you see they were a bit pricey the napkins and rings, so I found a better (cheaper) alternative.
I stole one of those big rolls of bog paper out a public tolet convience, and cut it into squares.
And I got an amazing bargain on napkin rings from a Scots hobbit entrepeneur- well I say napkin rings, its a consignment of cock rings destined for a tribe of pygmies that were never delivered as they were still too large- they fit the 'napkins' perfectly however and Figgs will never notice Im sure.

That seems like the sort of thing Mrs Figg would be good at noticing, actually.

You might have a point there Eldo- but I got them wholesale. What else was I to do? Pay more for the real thing?  

Yeah... not sure you thought that all the way through.

you will pay more...just not in cash.

 I Always notice when a man is shillyshallying and Petty is flirting with danger.  

Damn Ive just noticed some of this bog paper, um napkins, seem to have already been used!

Hey I know, if I fold it the other way you can hardly see the skids at all!  

Lancebloke wrote:Boats I was talking about. The frigate looks huge from my window... still not sure how they get in the dock (I do know as I have watched them... just doesn't look possible once they are in there).

I think it would take some skill to skipper that into the dock, it looks a tight squeeze.

and Petty is flirting with danger- Figgs

What? Im doing what you asked, on a strict budget- I mean we have to leave enough over for the buckie fountain and pool.  

Eldorion wrote:Hey, I recognize that building behind the warship from Skyfall.

cant be. It blew up.  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Damn Ive just noticed some of this bog paper, um napkins, seem to have already been used!

Hey I know, if I fold it the other way you can hardly see the skids at all!  

If I didn't know better I'd say you wanted Mrs Figg to beat your ass.

It is fun Eldo. You should try it.

Oh I know

I'm not sure if Petty is quite modern man enough for that yet tho

I'd say you wanted Mrs Figg to beat your ass- Eldo

No not at all Eldo- but there are budgetry considerations to take into account  - otherwise the honeymoon round all the buckie breweries in Scotshobbitland might have to be cancelled!


(besides Im Scottish I dont have an ass- dont you ride them in biblical times? I have an arse- hairy and overexposed  )

Lancebloke wrote:Well... if it makes you feel any better, the Bourne identity (film) put the building next to mine as a CIA sub station. Obviously it isnt.....

are you sure it isnt? They may be tampering with your Ribena. Thats why your straws go missing, they are getting your dna so that they can make some bio-tecnology entry systems into your filez

Lancebloke wrote:It is called the STS Tenacious if you want to look it up.

Oh, a sail training vessel for the physically disabled! Cool!

^you say it sister!

also: The awkward moment when your future roommate posts a Facebook status about you & you know it is about you, but it's in French