The 2012 Forumshire Awards sponsored by NotP and Buckie

Ah here it is... well Eldo told me where [thanks Eldo]. It's 2013 already? Where did I put my Mayan calendar!?

Anyway congrats to all the winners and thanks for my award.

I am loading up by picking out some gifs that may come in handy, i realized yesterday how awefully belated I was... i am prepared now

See there you go, good example... what's gifs?

It looks like a word without a t but I'm guessing it's something computery.

Argh, no awards for me - have fun everyone! I'll read the rest tomorrow

though it seems tumblr is failing me :S

Ringdrotten wrote:Argh, no awards for me - have fun everyone! I'll read the rest tomorrow

we're gonna miss you terribly

Elthir wrote:See there you go, good example... what's gifs?

It looks like a word without a t but I'm guessing it's something computery.

a gif is like a moving picture, like in The Daily Prophet.

Thanks Norc. Now tumblr.

Wasn't there a Mr Tumblr in Narnia?

Tumnus. Mr Tumnus.

Petty is online now. Less than an hour!

Norc wrote:Tumnus. Mr Tumnus.

Ah yes. I remember that Lucy was Fauned of him.

I see what you did there ;D

I can tolerate puns Aslan-g as they're good.

Spoiler:

Welcome back good folks of Forumshire, and Kafria {{did you think I missed that jibe last night! }} to the second half of the 2012 Forumshire Awards sponsored by the award winning NotP and Buckie.

In an unprecedent manner tonights awards look like being on time thanks to my suggestion that Petty not be allowed to leave last night but instead be nailed to the stage behind the podium.

The worthies of Forumshire are taking there seats at table, lets see who we can spot- hey look its Halfwise, and he's a brought a body with him for the night, I wonder whose it is.
Ambassador Amarie, you must really like that dress seeing as you are wearing it twice in a row. But at least it matches the colour of your embarrasment.
And we have Mrs Figg, covering everything with errant pussy hairs, Mrs Figg staged a successful pupblicity stunt when she quit the awards, only to then be awarded the Most Popular Female. {{Damn it why didnt I think of that! }}
And there is Ringdrotten, who despite looking clearly like the most respectable person here lost out on that award last night.
And there's the Mayor, eating lava rock and teaching bad habits about staying up late and drinking buckie to Squach by her side. Is this really the person you want as Mayor Forumshire when you could have a curveous, friendly, most popular ever Hobbit Lass of the Day instead?
And of course we have our dashing, big towered Admin Eldo, looking like Forumshires answer to James Bond, definetly worth a double O.



The lights are dimming, the audience hushing, I think Petty is coming to the stage.

well, hold the fuck up!

Good evening Forumshire.
Tonights awards cover two areas- the wonder that has become Creative Corner, with its frankly embarrassing wealth of talent on display, and The Hobbit movie awards in which we send our collective message to PJ. But what will it be this year?

We begin the evening with Creative Corner. Forumshire has always had more than the average levels of creativity about it, from its newspapers to its poetry. But the arrival of Creative Corner saw an unprecedendted explosion in Forumshire activity, with long running serials to air violin, we've got it covered.

So we begin with the award for Best Serial.
Which story held the attention of Forumshirians the best?
The winner of Best Serial 2012 is.....The Needlehole Mysteries by Eldorion.

Gee, thanks Pretty.

And also thank you to NotP and everyone who voted for Needlehole. I feel very honored.

Perhaps the short story format is one of the best suited to a forum and there has been plenty entries made this year in the category. Which tale grabbed Forumshire the most?

The winner of Best Short Stroy is...........How Eldo Got His Groove Back- Eldorion

Its a double winning start for our Admin!

WEEE!!! CONGRATULATIONS ELDO!! NEEDLEHOLE ALL THE WAY!

Many a tale is told in Forumshire but who is the best weaver of narratives? Whose is Forumshires best tale teller? Who could bullshit there way out of Moria by convincing the Balrog it could easily just fly?

The Award for Best Author goes to...........Anon- Archet Bugle.

Congratulations, Anon! Or Orwell, or whoever you are. Thanks for all your tales and for starting so many awesome Creative Corner traditions!

And thank you, Norc.

Time is wibbly as we all know. And in that wibbly time it can be difficult to find a bit of time in which to write. And so we come to those tales which caught our attention, drew us in, then followed in the footsteps of the Professor and were never finished...yet.

Its the award for Best Unfinished Tale and it goes to..........Untitled Story-Kafria

Its a well deserved win for our Mayor.

I'm very glad to see Kafria take home this Award! I love your stories, Kaf, and I hope you'll continue to post and share more with us.