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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:58 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:37 pm
A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. She takes out a personal ad and corresponds with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. After a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
On their wedding night, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, and all the furniture piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:54 pm
What did Spock find in the toilet ?
The captains log.
The captains log.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:58 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:32 pm
guns on our shirts because our hands are too busy holding on to one another
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:43 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:58 pm
yh so u didnt get the joke
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:59 pm
I dont think I ever have CC- but I enjoy the taking part. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:34 pm
the walrus was paul
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:08 am
to boldly go into the bathroom after Petty has done one. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:16 am
there seems to be a "poo" fascination going on tonight 
Its been "spread" across several threads that Im aware of
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:16 am
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: “I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!”
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “So solly, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:17 am
Whats racist ? Not that joke surely 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:36 pm
The chinese aspect was purely incidental. So I'd say it's not racist, just the language is stereotypical.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:06 pm
the joke doesn't even mention a race so
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 pm
I liked It !! 
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