Re: Mount Olympus Annual Picnic

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:18 am

Excellent - you're out of the picture. Now I'll just keep a look out for Eldorion... Though surely he wouldn't help Odo escape.. How unrespectable!

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:24 am

I've been sworn in as an Emergency Constable! Static Patrol Duties, Mount Olympus Picnic, Crowd Control. While Bella and Orwy stand duty at the Lockholes. (If we can get Orwy away from the mirror, that is...)

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:27 am

I'm here, Bella! No action yet? Lockholes look secure. That's Odo in there... I can see him through the bars. He's asleep? Good. Over-tired and overwrought... that's all it is. He does get worked up whenever Picnics occur... Bella? Do I look fat in these pants? Suspect

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:29 am

Never mind your butt -- keep your eyes open for subterfuge!

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:31 am

I haven't forgotten my duty, do you mind, Bella! Mad

no matter how painfully tight these pants are... practically poured myself into them, you know... Suspect

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:32 am

Oh hi guys! Very Happy

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:32 am

What the dickens! Shocked

Why aren't you supervising at the Picnic? Mad

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:34 am

Don't worry.. Nothing happening there... Except Petty lying on the grass having some kind of alcoholic experience --- or a fit --- possibly an alcoholic fit... ... Hey, Orwy, looking good! You should have come out a long time ago... Shouldn't going hiding that toot in a closet all your life.... Why so glum and disturbed?

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:36 am

I'm having these terrible Lesbian thoughts.. Oh sorry... sorry... sorry.... I just can't help them.... Sad

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:38 am

Well, you know me well enough by now to trust I won't jude you about it, Orwy dear. But please gather yourself... This is no time for your girly behavior.. There are dangerous sorts about. Who knows when they'll make their move.

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:39 am

I hope I won't be handled roughly when they strike! Sad

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:40 am

Leave the rougher hobbits to me, Orwy --- ooh, I hope Biffo's coming... Very Happy

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:42 am

Well, we must be ready for anything, girls. If anyone suspicious comes our way, we must jump upon them immediately, and wrestle them to the ground. Should we break a nail, or our mascara run, never mind - I have brought the Shiriff's Office Makeup Kit.

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:43 am

That's the kind of thinking that will get you promoted earlier rather than later, Bella. Nod

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:44 am

Yes that --- among other things!

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:44 am

What exactly do you mean by that! Shocked

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:46 am

Oh darling! You know exactly what I mean by that! Nod

Here - I'll draw a diagram in my notebook... It's you in the Chief Shiriff's Office last Friday...

Moon

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:47 am

You bitch! ... .. ... Extremely Crabbit

... .. .. You utter utter bitch! Banghead

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:48 am

Now girls - you mustn't fight.. not in the street.... and not in those short skirts!!! Shocked

by Mirabella Tue May 22, 2012 4:49 am

Ohh! Ouch! Eeek! ... ... Who put this bloomin'bathtub of jelly here! Mad

And get your hand out of there, Porgy! I mean --- reeeeeally! Embarassed

by Porgy Bunk-Banks Tue May 22, 2012 4:50 am

Well, frankly, you've had this coming to you a long time... stuck-up little bitch! Mad

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 4:51 am

Oh please stop, girls! Sad

Please do! Sad

I'm having such terrible terrible thoughts! Embarassed

by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 22, 2012 5:49 am

Jings! By the sacred soul of wee Jimmy Krankie its got worse! Shocked

by Pretty Tyrant Tue May 22, 2012 5:51 am

OOOH Mirry!!! I love you

They are the best birthday present you could have got me! cheers

Can I unwrap them now? bounce

by **Orwell** Tue May 22, 2012 5:54 am

Pretty! Where have you been all this time? Suspect

Oh Petty! Got worse? --- You're not taking into account Loki sneaking past Porgy and Bella, stealing into the Lockholes, releasing Odo, and scampering off just now - toward Archet! Shocked

I would have tried to stop them... but.... well... ... ... .... I couldn't seem to get the attention of Porgy and Bella! Shocked

... ... They've gone off to shower now.. and they're not happy with me at all! Sad

Though they seem to have settled their quarrel --- if going off to shower together is any indication, that is...

Oh dear! Pretty, I'm sure it's all very innocent! Shocked