Tales of Home [1]

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Nope. Sorry Norc, not me. Its hard this one as I'm only about 10 and therefore only slightly drunk. I will say though as a clue- I am not blonde haired.

As a secondary game- can you pick out the Americans from the Scots?

The American girls are wearing pants and Scot boys are wearing dresses.

sorry....kilts.

halfwise wrote:sorry....kilts.

sorry - skirts...

'skirts' and 'kilts' look surprisingly similar under the influence of bucky.

That sort of mistake can very embarrissing Halfwise, or fatal or occasionally life changing and enlightning.

I'm banking on the hairiness of Scotsmen to keep me out of trouble. Some parts of a woman should not look fuzzy no matter how much is flowing through the system!

but I was referring to the spelling.

You should never try to spell under the influence of buckie Halfwise- have my garbled misspelt posts taught you nothing?

I thought you were just relapsing into Pictish, Petty?

Some footage from a damp march past this year at Cowal Games.
And to remove any remaining fun from the event the police decided this year the drum majors couldnt throw their maces and catch them on health and safety grounds- fortunetly most of the drum majors ignored them.






The home teams- The Cowal Pipe Band being graded- they won!



And the local school



And just to finish on something different- the ceilidh tent. Wooooop!

this is the story when little Norc suddenly saw a meteoritt. She was gazing up upon the night sky because the northern lights were dancing so beutifully on it. Never seen them so early she thought. Suddenly the sky was pierced by a sudden flame. A meteoritt flew across the green ribbons with a tail so long and firery, so sparkling with fizzling energy that Norc could almost here it burn. Then, as soon as it had started it dissapeared behind a roof and over a little cliff. Norc suddenly understood what had happened and darted off after it, but it was gone. She thought back, it had stayed in the sky for about four of five seconds... it must've been really low... it must've... it must've landed somewhere on the mountain. It had stayed in the sky for four of five seconds, it had been really low and slow. She slowly understood what she had seen. a meteorit. a low meteoritt who had landed on earth. Norc felt her heart pumping.. It wasn't a falling star as she had seen so many times when the meteor showers had arrived and she had travelled far out of the city to look at them. It wasn't many of them, it wasn't little and it wasn't gone in a flash. This, she understood, was something that rarely happened and that rarely was seen... The odd thing was.. this was her second time..then she ran home with adrenaline pumping through her veins... so she could tell her friends about it.

Cool Did anyone go look for it?

Cool. Hopefully some aliens will come traipsing through your town.

nope, petty, it landed yesterday night, but I'm planning to go look.
halwfise, I'm currently waiting for the doctor to arrive.

I suspect it may be tricky to find Norc- there were bombers went down in the mountains around here in WW2 they still aint found them yet.

yeah, it's probably somewhere between here and russia.

Norc wrote:nope, petty, it landed yesterday night, but I'm planning to go look.
halwfise, I'm currently waiting for the doctor to arrive.

The doctor? Did it bring some intergalactic flu that will cause your eyes to turn blue and go stumbling around taking over the world from the clueless earthlings? We can always hope.

hasn't that already happened?

Has it happened! Im all prepared for this- got my zombie/alien/nazi zombie bunker all ready -just check the supplies- bit of wood with nail in- check- 200 packs of chinese noodles (flavours unknown due to the writting being in chinese and the package mysteriously displaying a picture of a meal not involving noodles), check- Buckie brewery 1, check- Buckie Brewery 2, check- Buckie Brewery 2b check, this bit might take a while I'll get back to you........................................................Buckie Brewery 42f, check- ok, bring on the aliens!

Norc wrote:hasn't that already happened?

You mean have the Swedes taken over the world? Not yet at least. Inroads in the furniture sector are somewhat troubling but that's about it so far.

the swedes? DAMN THE F***** SWEEDS!!! THEY*RE SO STUBID AMMAGAAAWD!!

Now Norc thats not very nice. What if some nice Swedishire hobbit was to happen by Forumshire and see that? (They might even be a pretty blonde female one with their own sauna and ensuite bar! ).
What if they heard you going on like that? What then?
They might not want to stay and sell us their melted cheese thats what!

all sensible sweeds knows fjordandians really love them.... better roads, cheeper food, better weather, better beaches, better ... everything.. damn the sweeds

Yeah but dont you have the all the oil whilst all they have is cheese and furniture?

yeah, but seriously, have you seen our roads?



I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? and it gets worse, bumbier and everything, as you get more north. because when they start fixing roads they start south because the ice melts faster, then they move upwards, but by the time they get north, the money ran out or winter came.