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Post by halfwise Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:56 pm

So my twin brother is on his way to be visiting with his 11 year old god-daughter. They took the red-eye and landed at 6 am. It's now 10 am and he's still not here. First they had to return to the terminal to retrieve the kid's phone (got lucky there), now something screwy is going on with the subway, and he must be stuck in a tunnel because he's not responding to cell phone.

Ideally they should have been here 2 hours ago. Twins. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:14 pm

{{{ So is your twin the other Halfwise? And when you're together does that make a Wholewise? scratch }}

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:31 pm

hope they are alright let us know if everything is ok
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Post by halfwise Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:08 am

Yeah, part of it was they stopped for breakfast and never bothered to tell me. Mad

Like a friggin' oven today. Hottest 2 days in the last 7 years and he comes along and nails both of them. Kids don't do well in the heat, but by night time as we were hiking along the highline she had perked up.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:14 am

{{ You've got heat Halfy, here I've got atmospherics! Not much heat though Mad

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This may at a glance look like a predawn hill wreathed in cloud, but in fact its all cloud including the 'hill'.

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Golden dawn. No Crowley though.

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Lastly a seal on the rocks. Looks like a large grey seal, granted doesn't look very grey but its seems too big to be a harbour seal. }}}

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Post by halfwise Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:31 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{{ So is your twin the other Halfwise? And when you're together does that make a Wholewise? scratch }}


You should know better than that.  Wisdom is not additive, it's subtractive.  You put two halfwises together, you're going full retard (name the film).  You put the kid in there, you've got nowhere to go but up.  So the three of us together have the intellectual capacity of a heat-addled 11 year old girl.

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Post by Amarië Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:36 pm

Typical. Even the seals have to make a V sign when they notice someone is taking a picture.

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Post by halfwise Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:00 pm

Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:52 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:26 pm

{{ Crabbit extends to our coasts and waters and all that dwell therein! Twisted Evil }}

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Post by Forest Shepherd Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:16 pm

halfwise wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{{ So is your twin the other Halfwise? And when you're together does that make a Wholewise? scratch }}


You should know better than that.  Wisdom is not additive, it's subtractive.  You put two halfwises together, you're going full retard (name the film).  You put the kid in there, you've got nowhere to go but up.  So the three of us together have the intellectual capacity of a heat-addled 11 year old girl.
Tropic Thunder, obvi.

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Post by halfwise Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:38 pm

So my brother and I decide we needed to have a guy's night out. Unfortunately we didn't clear this with the 11 year old ahead of time, who took with ill grace being told she was supposed to fall asleep as we hit the town (actually it was just a local bar). He left the bar early, and when I got in an hour later found her happily being bribed with a box of 40 chicken mcnuggets. Wouldn't life would be grand if all our missteps were this easily bought off?

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Post by David H Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:27 pm

I'd say she played you guys perfectly! Twisted Evil

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Post by halfwise Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:11 pm

Yeah, she's a manipulative little thing.

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Post by halfwise Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:43 pm

Construction at the north end of the Highline Park has ended, and they put this thing called The Vessel in it. You have to reserve tickets, which for the moment at least are free. Given that they have at about 10 staff full time I don't know how it can afford to be free, but it's SPECTACULAR.

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And from the inside:

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:13 pm

{{{ wow! }}}

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Post by azriel Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:12 am

Cripes Smile

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:03 pm

So I escape 40 degree heat and find 40 degree heat in Manchester Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:09 pm

{{ Edge of a storm front, now rumbling overhead Mad

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and things on flowers}}

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Post by Nagual Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:21 pm

Looks like hover flies Smile Nice bit of rolling thunder we had.
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Post by azriel Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:52 pm

Lovely pics indeed Petty !!!
We've had a few thunder storms lately. I love a cracking thunder storm Smile

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Post by David H Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:17 am

So the work we've been doing to keep our community from disappearing into the ocean has caught the attention of RTL News in the Netherlands.



The trouble is I don't speak Dutch. I don't suppose anybody here can tell me what they're really saying about us? study scratch

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Post by halfwise Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:08 pm

They're saying "these folks are lousy dyke builders."

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Post by David H Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:06 pm

Fair enough! Nod

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Post by Eldy Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:29 pm

Very cool to see you on TV again, Dave! cyclops
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