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by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:56 am

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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

by azriel Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:55 pm

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by azriel Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:24 pm

"sometimes, when Im at the hospital, I leave a half eaten sandwich in the hand of a coma patient, it gives the family a surprise "

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by halfwise Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:59 pm

How can something so dark be so funny? Laughing

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by azriel Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:40 pm

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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

by azriel Wed Sep 30, 2020 8:34 pm

" With a second lockdown looming, I see people are starting to pile their shopping trolleys up again, I've just got back from Asda and saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself, hang on a minute...
Hispanic buying!

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by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:51 pm

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by halfwise Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:29 pm

How do you buy a paella in a grocery store?

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by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 15, 2020 1:21 am

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by Pettytyrant101 Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:07 pm

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by malickfan Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:31 pm

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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by malickfan Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:34 pm

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by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:17 am

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They get worse!!! Laughing

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by malickfan Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:56 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{ They get worse!!! }}

Yes, they certainly do Nod

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by azriel Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:32 pm

Bring it on !

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