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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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Guy goes to see his doctor, "Doc I need a bunch of viagra"
Doc says "What on earth for"
Guy says "Well my ex wife is coming around Friday night and she's up for it, on Saturday my neighbour is coming around and she is gagging for it, and on Sunday my ex wife's sister coming around, and we always get it together"
Doc says "Well here's a prescription but take care"
Monday the guy turns up at the surgery to see the doc. He has his right arm in a sling.
Doc says "What on earth happened to you"
Guy says "No one turned up"
Doc says "What on earth for"
Guy says "Well my ex wife is coming around Friday night and she's up for it, on Saturday my neighbour is coming around and she is gagging for it, and on Sunday my ex wife's sister coming around, and we always get it together"
Doc says "Well here's a prescription but take care"
Monday the guy turns up at the surgery to see the doc. He has his right arm in a sling.
Doc says "What on earth happened to you"
Guy says "No one turned up"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
not again
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IL have to give it to you this time
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"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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Two silk worms were in a race....
Ended in a tie..
Ended in a tie..
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If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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An Asian gentleman has moved in next door
He has traveled the world
He has swam with sharks
Wrestled bears
Climbed the highest mountain
It came as no surprise to learn his name is
Bindair Dundat
He has traveled the world
He has swam with sharks
Wrestled bears
Climbed the highest mountain
It came as no surprise to learn his name is
Bindair Dundat
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This morning I went to a meeting at my premature ejaculation support group. Turns out it’s tomorrow
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I bought an advent calendar from a Jehovah Witness, every time you open a door it tells you to f..k off.
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Roman Centurion
" You won't believe how many women I've slept with"
Second Centurion
"MMM?"
1st Centurion
" Don't be ridiculous, not that many!"
" You won't believe how many women I've slept with"
Second Centurion
"MMM?"
1st Centurion
" Don't be ridiculous, not that many!"
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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The Thorin: An Unexpected Rewrite December 2012 (I was on the money apparently)
The Tauriel: Desolation of Canon December 2013 (Accurate again!)
The Sod-it! : Battling my Indifference December 2014 (You know what they say, third time's the charm)
Well, that was worth the wait wasn't it
I think what comes out of a pig's rear end is more akin to what Peejers has given us-Azriel 20/9/2014
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
A survey said that, people who slept with their pets have fewer allergies, helps the immune system, helps them live longer...………………….Bullshit
I tried sleeping with my goldfish & I nearly fecking drowned !
I tried sleeping with my goldfish & I nearly fecking drowned !
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There's been some thug called Cal going round breaking in to people's houses around Eastbourne for months, but the police couldn't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone !!
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If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
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My mate Gav passed away after overdosing on indigestion medication....I'm really sad that Gav is gone!!
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