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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:40 am
Most of those took a few seconds...
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Ringdrotten Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:39 pm
I hope this can be funny regardless of political views - I thought it was, anyway 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:49 pm
I loved it Ringo 
but.... I'm warped.......glad to say
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Bluebottle Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:14 am
Even our charity is essentially patronising. Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he can feed himself. Alternatively, don’t poison the fishing waters, abduct his great-grandparents into slavery, then turn up 400 years later on your gap year talking a lot of shite about fish.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:51 am
Ringdrotten wrote:I hope this can be funny regardless of political views - I thought it was, anyway
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:51 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:03 pm
oooch.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:31 pm
you go girl !_________________
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:18 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:33 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:24 am
You laughed didn't you 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by halfwise Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:49 pm
that was an eye roll!!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:04 pm
I laughed ?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by Ringdrotten Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:15 pm
I'm still laughing
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:12 pm
As my partner lay in a coma, the doctors approached the life support machine,
"No, no, please !" I sobbed,
My pleading didn't help............. they woke him up anyway.
"No, no, please !" I sobbed,
My pleading didn't help............. they woke him up anyway.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:15 pm
Just had my Valentines Card off Moonpig...
He hates it when I call him that.
He hates it when I call him that.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by azriel Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:18 pm
Thought in bed I was a good lover.....
Till I found out he had asthma....
Till I found out he had asthma....
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
by chris63 Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:54 am
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]
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