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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:39 pm

And the identikit dwarves too behind Dain. Mad

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:10 pm

and the fake Thranduil on his fake moose....
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Post by parzival Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:11 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:And the identikit dwarves too behind Dain. Mad

I am personally maxed out on fake sunsets. It's obvious too that they didn't shoot large ensembles doing anything. Cut and paste armies everywhere mixed with completely unrealistic digital CGI camerawork mixed with a bunch of other baloney, and then stretched into an entire film. I can't wait for this defining chapter!
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:12 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well this is shameless-


shockingly awful. Shrugging
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Post by bungobaggins Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:32 pm

parzival wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:And the identikit dwarves too behind Dain. Mad

I am personally maxed out on fake sunsets.  It's obvious too that they didn't shoot large ensembles doing anything.  Cut and paste armies everywhere mixed with completely unrealistic digital CGI camerawork mixed with a bunch of other baloney, and then stretched into an entire film.  I can't wait for this defining chapter!



But in all seriousness, you need to appreciate all the hard work that went into these movies. You can't say anything bad about them. It cost a lot of money, so we all have to be positive about it. If you're not, then you're a hater and a troll. Wink Razz

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Post by bungobaggins Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:33 pm

Sinister71 wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I have tried to think of how best to sum this up, but its looks so abysmal to my eyes I cant find the words.

Dain on his war-pig-


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I prefer a war boar like this
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This war pig would be a kick ass orc killing machine

That's more of what I was expecting too, Sin. Instead we got George Clooney's pot bellied pig.

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:00 pm

Laughing
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Post by malickfan Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:05 pm

My immediate reaction to Dain's War Pig Mad slap laugh slap laugh slap laugh Rolling Eyes

Only a month till this unpleasantness begins to end pub

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:06 pm

I resent being called a troll- I dont live under a dirty old bridge, I live in a dirty old buckie barrel!

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:13 pm

Trollface my name is Ethelberta. I am a troll
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Post by parzival Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:49 pm

I think this movie is going to suck. And I'm definitely going to see it in HFR 3d. I can't wait.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:04 am

With a screen full of crap I dont think I want it coming at me in 3-D! No

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:18 am

its a crapfest smorg-as-bard

smorgasbord gettit? Hurr durr  smorg.....oh forget it
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Post by parzival Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:21 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:With a screen full of crap I dont think I want it coming at me in 3-D!  No

No, you do! Everything hits you like a ton of bricks in the face. The only way to do BOTFA is with a bucket of popcorn and a bunch of friends in quadruple definition. Have you seen HFR in the theater?
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Post by parzival Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:25 am

Mrs Figg wrote:its a crapfest smorg-as-bard

smorgasbord gettit? Hurr durr  smorg.....oh forget it

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My friend: I have no F4#&in idea.
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:32 am

yeah thats me the Whole film. I have no F4#&in idea whats going on. Shrugging

why is Galadriel snogging Ganders?
why has Galadriel got her menopause nightie on?
why why why.....
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Post by parzival Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:36 am

Mrs Figg wrote:yeah thats me the Whole film. I have no F4#&in idea whats going on. Shrugging

why is Galadriel snogging Ganders?
why has Galadriel got her menopause nightie on?
why why why.....

She's gonna get tetanus walking through Dol Guldur like that.
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:41 am

Laughing never wear white when theres a possibility a Nazgul is going to pop up and say BOO!!
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Post by parzival Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:50 am

Especially this guy.  
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:33 am

affraid
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Post by bungobaggins Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:33 am

Looks like one of the nazgul put on a few pounds.

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Post by parzival Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:08 am

Yeah.  That Nazgul is famished.  Ready for dindin.  Guess he lost some weight in the intervening years (before he donned the cloak).
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:30 pm

that sounds like a good name for a band. 'The Fat Nazguls'
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Post by chris63 Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:23 pm

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Post by parzival Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:31 am

Mrs Figg wrote:that sounds like a good name for a band. 'The Fat Nazguls'

'The Barefoot Galadriels'?  Doesn't have quite the same ring. I'm down with TFN.


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