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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:03 pm

The existence of a Tauriel character poster says a lot about how the film-makers have let their egos go to their heads. I'd probably get more worked up about it if she weren't so hot looking....

Pettytyrant101 wrote:There is Tauriel poster too, but I just cant bring myself to put it up. Given the trend of up close, high detail, dirt and blood images so far in these character posters even I think the Tauriel one is a sexist airbrushed glamour shot. Not so much as a skin pore in sight let alone any dirt or marks.

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:21 pm

halfwise wrote:The existence of a Tauriel character poster says a lot about how the film-makers have let their egos go to their heads.  I'd probably get more worked up about it if she weren't so hot looking....

Pettytyrant101 wrote:There is Tauriel poster too, but I just cant bring myself to put it up. Given the trend of up close, high detail, dirt and blood images so far in these character posters even I think the Tauriel one is a sexist airbrushed glamour shot. Not so much as a skin pore in sight let alone any dirt or marks.

I thought you were up Kili? or is that too personal a question. Embarassed
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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:16 pm

The route to Tauriel seems to be up Kili, as there seems to be some connection there. Important to sequence your humps correctly.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:19 pm

Well the NotP are pleased with your heroic endeavours Halfy- the headlines write themselves! Very Happy

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Post by Norc Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:42 pm

why are men's pores ok, but women should have smooth, rubber-dolphin-skin?
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Post by Eldorion Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:44 pm

'Cause dolphins are sexy. Nod

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Post by Bluebottle Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:15 pm

Wether dolphins are sexy? scratch

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Post by Bluebottle Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:17 pm

Thing is even when you compare it to the Legolas poster, which has obviously had a bit of work done as well, the difference is still pretty.. shocking.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:28 pm

Well here is the Thorin, Legolas and the Tauriel one for comparison-

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They have airbrushed her face till its as smooth as a baby's bum. Quite right too, cant have females going about looking real now can we. (It really does amaze me how female characters have been written and presented in these films given the writers stated desire to make it more female friendly and to include 'feminine energy'.)


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Post by azriel Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:29 pm

Sorry, but in that poster he looks as tho he's coated in wax, & its set hard. Smile leggy that is. Towel-rail has been air brushed, the ladies always are Rolling Eyes

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Post by azriel Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:31 pm

Thorin looks like he had a vicious fight with a Brillo pad & the pad won

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:32 pm

Thing is though Legolamb has been airbrushed, but you can still see details on his skin over his entire face, poor old Tauriel has been given a spray-painting into blandness.

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Post by bungobaggins Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:35 pm

"Muh feminine energy." - Philippa Boyens

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:43 pm

ha ha Legolas has gone from ethereal elf to Barry from Eastenders, he looks like he has just done some moonlighting down't building site.
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Post by azriel Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:47 pm

When I saw the name "Barry" I straight away thought.....

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:57 pm

Thrandy poster- still horribly photoshopped but less so than the ladies still, quite a bit less so. So its not an elves thing- its a female thing.
Seems only the men are allowed to have pores! Guess it must be unattractive in a woman to look normal if your WB or PJ.

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Post by Forest Shepherd Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:10 pm

I don't know why we're going for character shots in these promotional posters: it's not as though BotFA is a character study.

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:11 pm

I think they are trying to outdo the Game of thrones posters, but failing.
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Post by bungobaggins Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:20 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:I don't know why we're going for character shots in these promotional posters: it's not as though BotFA is a character study.

PJ did call it a"psychological thriller." Rolling Eyes

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bungobaggins wrote:
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slap laugh

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Think we could get this on the official Hobbit facebook page? Very Happy
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Doooooo eeeeeet!!!!!

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Post by azriel Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:46 pm

Peejers looks not unlike leo Mckern......

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:48 pm

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