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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
The existence of a Tauriel character poster says a lot about how the film-makers have let their egos go to their heads. I'd probably get more worked up about it if she weren't so hot looking....
Pettytyrant101 wrote:There is Tauriel poster too, but I just cant bring myself to put it up. Given the trend of up close, high detail, dirt and blood images so far in these character posters even I think the Tauriel one is a sexist airbrushed glamour shot. Not so much as a skin pore in sight let alone any dirt or marks.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
halfwise wrote:The existence of a Tauriel character poster says a lot about how the film-makers have let their egos go to their heads. I'd probably get more worked up about it if she weren't so hot looking....Pettytyrant101 wrote:There is Tauriel poster too, but I just cant bring myself to put it up. Given the trend of up close, high detail, dirt and blood images so far in these character posters even I think the Tauriel one is a sexist airbrushed glamour shot. Not so much as a skin pore in sight let alone any dirt or marks.
I thought you were up Kili? or is that too personal a question.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
The route to Tauriel seems to be up Kili, as there seems to be some connection there. Important to sequence your humps correctly.
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Well the NotP are pleased with your heroic endeavours Halfy- the headlines write themselves!
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
why are men's pores ok, but women should have smooth, rubber-dolphin-skin?
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'Cause dolphins are sexy.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Wait, what were we talking about?
Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
Wether dolphins are sexy?
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
Thing is even when you compare it to the Legolas poster, which has obviously had a bit of work done as well, the difference is still pretty.. shocking.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
Well here is the Thorin, Legolas and the Tauriel one for comparison-
They have airbrushed her face till its as smooth as a baby's bum. Quite right too, cant have females going about looking real now can we. (It really does amaze me how female characters have been written and presented in these films given the writers stated desire to make it more female friendly and to include 'feminine energy'.)
They have airbrushed her face till its as smooth as a baby's bum. Quite right too, cant have females going about looking real now can we. (It really does amaze me how female characters have been written and presented in these films given the writers stated desire to make it more female friendly and to include 'feminine energy'.)
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
Sorry, but in that poster he looks as tho he's coated in wax, & its set hard. leggy that is. Towel-rail has been air brushed, the ladies always are
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Thorin looks like he had a vicious fight with a Brillo pad & the pad won
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Thing is though Legolamb has been airbrushed, but you can still see details on his skin over his entire face, poor old Tauriel has been given a spray-painting into blandness.
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"Muh feminine energy." - Philippa Boyens
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
ha ha Legolas has gone from ethereal elf to Barry from Eastenders, he looks like he has just done some moonlighting down't building site.
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When I saw the name "Barry" I straight away thought.....
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Thrandy poster- still horribly photoshopped but less so than the ladies still, quite a bit less so. So its not an elves thing- its a female thing.
Seems only the men are allowed to have pores! Guess it must be unattractive in a woman to look normal if your WB or PJ.
Seems only the men are allowed to have pores! Guess it must be unattractive in a woman to look normal if your WB or PJ.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
I don't know why we're going for character shots in these promotional posters: it's not as though BotFA is a character study.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies' [2]
I think they are trying to outdo the Game of thrones posters, but failing.
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Forest Shepherd wrote:I don't know why we're going for character shots in these promotional posters: it's not as though BotFA is a character study.
PJ did call it a"psychological thriller."
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bungobaggins wrote:parzival wrote:
Think we could get this on the official Hobbit facebook page?
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Doooooo eeeeeet!!!!!
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Peejers looks not unlike leo Mckern......
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