Re: The Daily Purist

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:18 am

Oh crivvens! He took off to see Odo last I knew and Pretty went back to Mirabella's. Is Odo at Mirabells too? This could get rather messy.

by **Orwell** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:23 am

Oh yes, I remember now. Odo did say something about hoping the carrier pigeon would reach you in time. Apparently, Paw requested you to meet him at Mirabella's hole immediately, for when your Paw got there. Apparently you'll be in big trouble if you're not... Oh dear! The pigeon's still in it's coop... Shocked

And the note Paw wrote to you! Shocked

... ... Ahh! That explains Odo's smirk when he told me about the arrangements... Oh dear, Petty! Odo's sold you down the river! Shocked

Though, I guess, we shouldn't be too surprised... Shrugging

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:27 am

Bloody Odo Banks! Well it will only be worse for him if I'm not there when Paw catches up with him. Think I might just huncker down in my barrel till this all blows over.

by **Orwell** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:45 am

Oh yes, there was some comment about Paw dropping dynamite down a barrell... not sure what was meant by that. This is all very strange really... I might go off and rest. It's been a long Forumshire say, what! What with weddings and new met Grand Paw's, and Admins writing definitive Banks-Tyrant Tales - or trying to. Big day... See ya...

by Tinuviel Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:32 pm

Wow Petty, I haven't seen you this scared of someone since Beren and Huan last visited! Is there anything I can do to help this go more smoothly? Perhaps your Paw would like something to calm him down? Or have Mirabella's house be guarded? I must say first though that although it's unorthodox, it is love nonetheless! I approve of the wedding, and unless you want this to turn out like Romeo and Juliet (or Juliet and Juliet i guess,) you Bankses and Tyrants better put on a happy face! (And I'll supply some extra Buckie to help smooth everything over.)

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:20 pm

Glad you are so understanding your Maj- means a lot to me that does, especially with the way Paw is going through your buckie- you did know that didn't you? If he doesn't leave Foumshire soon we may have a, slight, supply problem.

by Tinuviel Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:26 am

You Tyrants!!!!!

by **Orwell** Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:17 am

Multiple versional time splitting... that's all I can put this down to... lol!

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:27 am

Sorry your Maj-um do you know about Huan yet? If not, he's absolutely fine, nothing to worry about and Paw most certainly didnt stuff him into an empty barrel in any way at all.

by Tinuviel Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:12 am

Oooooh that is IT! Where is paw? I think he could use a good healthy dose of my shampoo!!!!!
Poor puppy! He's very clausterphobic! I'd have Beren take care of this if he wasn't busy wooing those ladies!

by Eldorion Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:14 am

Tinuviel wrote: Oooooh that is IT! Where is paw? I think he could use a good healthy dose of my shampoo!!!!!

Not the shampoo again! affraid

Based on what that stuff did to Petty it must be some sort of black magic.

by **Orwell** Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:35 am

I've coped with many things in Forumshire, but Petty's Godfearing phase was nigh the end of me... I don't think I could handle another dose... affraid

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:58 am

Me neither! affraid

Besides he's my Paw- I couldn't do that to him.
And I'm sure Huan is fine your Maj, I'll just go let him out once Iv'e finished making this 100 ft pole to do it with, that at least gives me a running start!

by Tinuviel Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:05 am

Alright alright, I suppose that would be a bit rash, but I'm still not happy! He'll just have to clean out Huan's dog house with a tooth brush! queen

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:17 am

Me or Paw your Maj! If its Paw maybe you'd like to tell him.

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:17 pm

by **Amarië** Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:30 pm

Yey! The News! cheers

by Mrs Figg Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:32 pm

..and yes my posterior is shiny like the moon in Lothlorien so it moves in mysterious ways, is sometimes blue, and the timing is right peculiar. sometimes I can't go for days and then sometimes i'll go twice in an afternoon, its right peckulia oh yeppy doo da Shocked

btw..

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:37 pm

by odo banks Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:49 pm

Utterly outrageous behaviour! Shocked

Utterly!

by chris63 Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:38 am

Nice one Petty. Can you get that paper delivered ?

by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:18 am

dear me! hem let me explain, Farmer Dave lost his keys in the dark, so he whipped out his carrot, so he could see better see?
Its all completely innocent. Rolling Eyes

and yes he did find his keys. They were under my chaise, why on earth he cuts holes in his pockets I will never know. Rolling Eyes

and Dave you need to oil that bike, it squeaks.

by David H Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:40 am

Well, this all has been extremely embarrassing, Embarassed

children in the village teasing me about the size of my carrot and all... (What kind of parent lets their children read smut like NotP anyway? Suspect

)

But I suppose it's for the best. The carrot business has never been brisker! :carrot:

{{{And Mrs Figg, thank you for everything! You're absolutely right about my bicycle needing a good oiling. Perhaps I could come around sometime soon and get your professional advice on lubrication? }}}

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:25 pm

The palanitirazzi never lie, they just carefully construct the truth! Nod

by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:03 pm

note to self: take refresher course on gentlemens perambulators, forgotten how they work.