Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by halfwise Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:51 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Its women taking our toys away is the problem! If men got 'it' every month from childhood, by now we would have found a way to stop it and invented a 'toy' where you'd just get a handy alert on your phone instead once a month.
this is the kind of stuff that makes waking up to read the forum such a rewarding experience.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Ringdrotten Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:18 pm
That, and Azriel's reply to it 
azriel wrote:where's me hammer
This is the one & only time I would believe that there IS a God.........& he MUST be a man............ a man who's had his toys taken away..........by a woman.......
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Mrs Figg Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:53 pm
azriel wrote:where's me hammer
This is the one & only time I would believe that there IS a God.........& he MUST be a man............ a man who's had his toys taken away..........by a woman.......
dont worry Azriel. Its just boys and their toys.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by azriel Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:18 pm
Oh golly ! Your so right Figgy ! 
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:29 pm
No menstrual cycle, no child birth, no menopause, no weirdly fluctuating hormones (except Eldo obviously), and you can pee with ease anywhere, yup, tough being a man. 
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Mrs Figg Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:36 pm
yom yom! whatever
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Eldorion Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:14 am
I resemble that remark, Petty! 
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Ringdrotten Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:38 pm
resent or resemble?
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:07 pm
Both! 
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by chris63 Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:04 am
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Eldorion Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:37 am
Those are both good. Are they from the TORn contest thingie? I was trying to see that the other day but I was on my phone and it wouldn't load.
Are they from the TORn contest thingie? I was trying to see that the other day but I was on my phone and it wouldn't load.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by chris63 Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:16 am
Not to be confused with Enter the Dragon.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by RA Sun May 04, 2014 7:52 am
http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html
I thought it was a pretty funny review.
I thought it was a pretty funny review.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 04, 2014 11:34 am
http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html
I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA
I like the cut of his crabbit
I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by azriel Sun May 04, 2014 12:54 pm
Give that man an award ! He was spot on ! I loved it ! Yea, Peejers ! Go fuck yourself ! Hah ! not so clever now are you ! are you reading this ? you buffoon ? Sitting uncomfortable in your chair are you ? you should be ! Not everyone likes the puke inducing vomit fest you conjured up, & thought you'de revel in eh ? La La La La La ! Love it ! have some of THAT Peejers !
(I feel better now)
(I feel better now)
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by azriel Sun May 04, 2014 12:56 pm
P.S, RA....Thankyou 
Thankyou for finding that ! Its made me so happy !
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Mrs Figg Sun May 04, 2014 1:41 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html
I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA
I like the cut of his crabbit
yep whoever he is I would like to shake his hand, and then post it on TORn
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Eldorion Sun May 04, 2014 6:34 pm
I've watched some of Confused Matthew's reviews before (he's one of the few web critics I've seen who criticized 2001), though I don't agree with all of his opinions (he liked DH2 more than DH1). I'll definitely give that review a watch, though. 
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by bungobaggins Sun May 04, 2014 6:40 pm
We need a Plinkett review! Who wants a pizza-roll? Anybody want a pizza-roll? Post a comment on this webzone and I will send you a pizza-roll in the mail.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by RA Sun May 04, 2014 8:31 pm
I like his description of Tauriel.Pettytyrant101 wrote:http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html
I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by RA Sun May 04, 2014 8:31 pm
Send it to my PO boxbungobaggins wrote:We need a Plinkett review! Who wants a pizza-roll? Anybody want a pizza-roll? Post a comment on this webzone and I will send you a pizza-roll in the mail.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by bungobaggins Sun May 04, 2014 8:50 pm
They're on the way.
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Re: Waiting for 'The Battle of the Five Armies'...
by Forest Shepherd Sun May 04, 2014 9:11 pm
Hm...Eldorion wrote:I've watched some of Confused Matthew's reviews before (he's one of the few web critics I've seen who criticized 2001), though I don't agree with all of his opinions (he liked DH2 more than DH1). I'll definitely give that review a watch, though.
...
Dark Horse?
Direct Hysterectomy?
Dire House...
Dude, Haha...
Daring Hipsters?
I googled it and got:
So now I'm really confused.
Ah, Die Hard? Must be Die Hard.
In his Hobbit review, anyway, the fact that he intentionally or not mistook Tauriel's actress was not so good, but I loved the Lee Pace as Nicolette Grant from Big Love comparison.
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