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Post by halfwise Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:51 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Its women taking our toys away is the problem! If men got 'it' every month from childhood, by now we would have found a way to stop it and invented a 'toy' where you'd just get a handy alert on your phone instead once a month.  Nod 

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Post by Ringdrotten Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:18 pm

That, and Azriel's reply to it Laughing

azriel wrote:where's me hammer  Twisted Evil 
This is the one & only time I would believe that there IS a God.........& he MUST be a man............ a man who's had his toys taken away..........by a woman.......

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:47 pm

this stinks

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:53 pm

azriel wrote:where's me hammer  Twisted Evil 
This is the one & only time I would believe that there IS a God.........& he MUST be a man............ a man who's had his toys taken away..........by a woman.......

dont worry Azriel. Its just boys and their toys.  Rolling Eyes 

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Post by azriel Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:18 pm

lol!  lol! Oh golly ! Your so right Figgy !  Razz One ALMOST has to feel sorry for them..................almost

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:29 pm

No menstrual cycle, no child birth, no menopause, no weirdly fluctuating hormones (except Eldo obviously), and you can pee with ease anywhere, yup, tough being a man.  Wink 

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:36 pm

yom yom! whatever

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Post by Eldorion Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:14 am

I resemble that remark, Petty! Mad
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Post by Ringdrotten Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:38 pm

resent or resemble? Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:07 pm

Both!  Very Happy 

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Post by chris63 Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:04 am

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Post by Eldorion Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:37 am

Those are both good. Laughing Are they from the TORn contest thingie? I was trying to see that the other day but I was on my phone and it wouldn't load.
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Not to be confused with Enter the Dragon.

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Post by RA Sun May 04, 2014 7:52 am

http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html

I thought it was a pretty funny review.  Very Happy 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 04, 2014 11:34 am

http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html

I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA



I like the cut of his crabbit  Twisted Evil

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Post by azriel Sun May 04, 2014 12:54 pm

Give that man an award ! He was spot on ! I loved it ! Yea, Peejers ! Go fuck yourself ! Hah ! not so clever now are you ! are you reading this ? you buffoon ? Sitting uncomfortable in your chair are you ? you should be ! Not everyone likes the puke inducing vomit fest you conjured up, & thought you'de revel in eh ? La La La La La ! Love it ! have some of THAT Peejers !

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Post by azriel Sun May 04, 2014 12:56 pm

P.S, RA....Thankyou  Kissing Thankyou for finding that ! Its made me so happy !

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun May 04, 2014 1:41 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html

I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA



I like the cut of his crabbit  Twisted Evil

yep whoever he is I would like to shake his hand, and then post it on TORn  Laughing 
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Post by Eldorion Sun May 04, 2014 6:34 pm

I've watched some of Confused Matthew's reviews before (he's one of the few web critics I've seen who criticized 2001), though I don't agree with all of his opinions (he liked DH2 more than DH1).  I'll definitely give that review a watch, though. Smile
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Post by bungobaggins Sun May 04, 2014 6:40 pm

We need a Plinkett review! Who wants a pizza-roll? Anybody want a pizza-roll? Post a comment on this webzone and I will send you a pizza-roll in the mail.

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Post by RA Sun May 04, 2014 8:31 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:http://confusedmatthew.com/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug.html

I thought it was a pretty funny review.- RA



I like the cut of his crabbit  Twisted Evil
I like his description of Tauriel.  Smile 

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Post by bungobaggins Sun May 04, 2014 8:50 pm

They're on the way.


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Post by Forest Shepherd Sun May 04, 2014 9:11 pm

Eldorion wrote:I've watched some of Confused Matthew's reviews before (he's one of the few web critics I've seen who criticized 2001), though I don't agree with all of his opinions (he liked DH2 more than DH1).  I'll definitely give that review a watch, though. Smile
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So now I'm really confused.

Ah, Die Hard? Must be Die Hard.

In his Hobbit review, anyway, the fact that he intentionally or not mistook Tauriel's actress was not so good, but I loved the Lee Pace as Nicolette Grant from Big Love comparison.

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