All your topic is belong to Amarie

The glittering caves are safer, I think.

I think Norc has become the troll.

Rohan, because I like green fields and horses.

 

Cowley 121 wrote:Ahem copyright much?

Didn't know u had any copyrights on that.

grilled cheese with onions.

Are you trying to earn your "Thought she was being very clever" title back?

STOP RUINING MY GROOVE ELDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this is the Norc vs. Eldo thread so I thought it was fitting.

 

Norc wrote:
Didn't know u had any copyrights on that.

I pointed that out a bit earlier. Though you might be hard done by to find it now.  

Can I also point out, if you are having any grievances with the admin, that my services as legal adviser are still availabe. As Eldo has still not signed on the dotted line.

Angmar and Son have asked me to give the following statement:

All legal services carried out within the jurisdiction of Forumshire are by law to be conducted through the offices of Angmar and Sons, or any named persons, institutions or tax fronts registered in their name. Failure to comply with the law can result in the necessitation of the procurement of personal belongings, such as hearts, lungs or sexual organs, and the removal of the individuals right to essential services, such as breathing.
Further should any of the arrangements under the current agreed settlement within the jurisdiction of Forumshire, including all subsets of articles 12-34 set out in the Legal Tender Agreement with Admin, the provisions of the said agreement shall be made available to the scrutiny of the press and public.

Angmar and Sons.

I'm not sure this "Legal Tender Agreement" would hold up in the Admin's courts.

Well they say its signed by you, and I suppose if you'd rather they just made the provisions of it public....

You may want to inform Angmar and Sons that I just took out a super-injunction against them. Also, a little birdie told me that the Forumshire Bureau of Investigation is going to be investigating allegations of contract fraud in the legal profession.

Dear Mrs Angmar and sons.

Please be advised that your assertion has been denied by the Forumshire Court system time and time again. Any further attempt to claim such priviliges will be percieved as fraudulent and pursued in the relevant courts.

Please be aware any further communication will be filed in the relevant filing cabinet. My waste paper basket

Eat a peach.

Mr. Blue Bottle, Esquire
MD, CD, DD, OBE, EG, SKG, AAE and FG
Advisor to the court of Fjordlandia

Poste restante
Nobottle Post Office

and send that off to the bastards. No, you don't need to write down that p....

Memo from Angmar to Sons: Despatch the Nazgul. Usual rates but no expenses, not after that last time at the Prancing Pony. And tell them this time if they lose their robes in a river again it's coming out of their wages!

You would think they would find a better way of delivering their legal writs, most people run away and leave the country before even receiving them.  

Then again, maybe that's the point.

What's with all the "vs." threads lately? Seriously, I only ever had one vs thread back in Bree (and it was awesome) but this is all getting rather strange

They're troll threads. There were more earlier but several of them were merged into others to clear up the forum index a bit.

That guy again, I see.
And now he's deliberately impersonating Stu. I see right through it though: "Gandulf" and all those "other" guys (same person, I know) never said ayup before.

He's said "ayup" a couple of times with different accounts. It's apparently not an uncommon phrase in certain parts of England.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ayup

Eldorion wrote:He's said "ayup" a couple of times with different accounts.  It's apparently not an uncommon phrase in certain parts of England.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ayup

He's gotten into Eldo's account!!   D:

Burn him! (Just as a precautionary measure)