Petty's Purist LotR Edits [3]

but they are elves! elves can do everything!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I got the impression they were Lothlorien elves, sent by Galadriel.
Presumably she magically transported them there in PJ's version- thus solving all the problems of distance, travel time, getting past Sarumans army ect and they were all instantly transported away at the end which is why not a single elf is seen afterwards except Leggy the implausible.

 yeah, that also bothered me, where the hell did they go? were they all killed?? that makes no sense..

I thought it strange,(in the film) that the Elves were kitted out & uniformed for battle ? apart from the speed issue. Then, low & behold, all the dead bodkins have vanished into the mist ? & there's our Leggy, no blood splatters on his "day wear", no scars, hair still in place,?. Still love Elves tho !

Norc wrote:but they are elves! elves can do everything!

exactly Norc. I think we are watching the eternal diiferences between the male and female brain. Men are more  interested in the practical logistics and women are more interested in the mystery and dont need to know the nitpicky details, ( that means you too Azriel) ergo the Elves are mysterious and magical and if they turn up in Helms Deep looking gorgeous, who gives a shit, Elves are cool!

  consider my wrist slapped Figgy, I agree to an extent on what you say but, I also like to know the ins & outs & whether something is feasible or not ? Even if its connected to Elves, for me its gotta run true. Doesnt get away from the fact Elves ARE magical, mystical, powerful etc, thats why weve created them !! We WANT Elves !! They can right our wrongs, make everything alright, & give confidence, someone to rely on & fall back on.

 

Thradis and Lill' Leggy! Holy moley that is sooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!!  

small legolas looks like gollum

Mrs Figg wrote:

Norc wrote:but they are elves! elves can do everything!

exactly Norc. I think we are watching the eternal diiferences between the male and female brain. Men are more  interested in the practical logistics and women are more interested in the mystery and dont need to know the nitpicky details, ( that means you too Azriel) ergo the Elves are mysterious and magical and if they turn up in Helms Deep looking gorgeous, who gives a shit, Elves are cool\!

So, anything goes, as long as it's elves?

 yeah. specially Haldir.  

Don't really get the hubbub over Haldir. Should elves have such big honkers?  



Incidentally, I'd have never have guessed this is the actor to play the part:

I like big honkers. Sean Bean has a big one, as does David Wenham.

Radaghast wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:

Norc wrote:but they are elves! elves can do everything!

exactly Norc. I think we are watching the eternal diiferences between the male and female brain. Men are more  interested in the practical logistics and women are more interested in the mystery and dont need to know the nitpicky details, ( that means you too Azriel) ergo the Elves are mysterious and magical and if they turn up in Helms Deep looking gorgeous, who gives a shit, Elves are cool\!

So, anything goes, as long as it's elves?

I didn't just say that

Looks like haldir got some botox ...

They have big what Mrs Figg !   Oh, noses, *phew*
That chap has such bright blue eyes, I dont remember seeing Haldir with such blue eyes ? did they dumb them down ? & why ?

He can shoot people in the dark...by scent

Norc wrote:

Radaghast wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:

Norc wrote:but they are elves! elves can do everything!

exactly Norc. I think we are watching the eternal diiferences between the male and female brain. Men are more  interested in the practical logistics and women are more interested in the mystery and dont need to know the nitpicky details, ( that means you too Azriel) ergo the Elves are mysterious and magical and if they turn up in Helms Deep looking gorgeous, who gives a shit, Elves are cool\!

So, anything goes, as long as it's elves?

I didn't just say that

 

Radaghast wrote:Don't really get the hubbub over Haldir. Should elves have such big honkers?  



Incidentally, I'd have never have guessed this is the actor to play the part:

Had a good part in Spartacus as well.



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he was also Darken Rahl in the Legend of the Seeker.

I dont see what this had to do with my edit of TTT- he's not even in it!!!!  

has anyone read the december issue of cosmo? taylors rocking a same color outfit!!!!!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I dont see what this had to do with my edit of TTT- he's not even in it!!!!  

#SaveHaldir #OccupyThePuristEdits

Im having some problems- every time I try to download book 4 for the skydrive I get an error telling me parts 2 and 4 are corrupt  

Sorry Azriel. At this rate I may have to skip to book 5 (start of RotK)

Eldo- Halfy and any other US hobbits out there- in the meantime I can reup book 3 helms deep stuff that got pulled- but as it barely lasted long enough to watch last time it would be best to coordinate times when you can watchbefore I begin.

No worries Petty, start were you can, I enjoy what you have put up so far, give us plenty of warning to watch it before it gets yanked off again
one would almost think someone didnt like you ?