Epic Hobbit music video

Bet she's be happy about it if she was trying to get served at a bar though.

(((((has he gone back to his barrel yet?)))))

Mrs Figg! Drat her where is she cant she see Im on the prowl and my dander is up?

(((( jest bimble along laddie )))))

Look Mrs Figg Ive brought you a present for the courting- a box of lovely kittens- see!
Ahh it would seem airholes might have been a good idea....

Petty there's a very popular video out about a box with a hole in it, but I don't recommend it any more than your box without holes.

Mrs Figg wrote:what is it with you guys and cute Elven ears'

Oh Figgy, you silly women go fumbling about with blush and bustles and hair pins and heels, whilst all along all you had to do was wait until technology caught up to our true soft spot. So don yourself a pair, but only if you're in good health, mind. Fending off suitors is tiring work.

so thats were I have been going wrong?

ears poking out of hair = wobbly male knees

Hi Elena, sorry for Petty, I hope he hasn't put you off visiting here again. Normally we keep him buckied up and on a leash but he seems to have gotten loose.

Dander is up???

Are you forcing me back to look things up?

AARRRGGGG.

OK got it. Upset.

I have been told before that I look older than I am. They mentioned my age half way through my concert and you could here the muttering.

I don't think Petty is actually upset, he just likes to pretend to be angry (he calls it "crabbit") since that's his shtick. We've had people as young as 12 or 13 on here all the way up to people in their 50s. Age is rarely an issue here though, I think.

No age is not an issue at all- unless you accidently and in all innocence call a 14 year old a cute elf of course! (You do look and sound older!)

And what do you mean pretends to be crabbit Eldo?! I am bloody crabbit!

Let's just say that you're like a Snickers bar. You're hard and sometimes downright nutty on the outside, but deep down you can be soft and mushy too.

Those are just guts. (pickled in buckie I might add)

Actually Elena, "dander up" doesn't necessarily mean upset, I think "fired up" would be the best equivalent. It's not just being upset that can get a Scotshobbit's dander up. You can take your involvement in the scenario as a complement I believe.

Fired up. OK.

For a minute there I thought he got his kilt blown up.

Um.....

Thats one of the many handy uses of a sporran- it acts as a weight to prevent just such a thing happening.

Sporran. Didn't have to look that one up. I wore one in my "Hobbit video". Borrowed it from a friend. Traded in my kilt for grandma's minks and black tights.

You traded in your kilt?! But its the perfect clothing for all occasions- welome everywhere, just like buckie (bet you have to look that one up! ).

Hello Elena and welcome, I just got home from mass and your Ave Maria was the perfect ending. All that you sang was awesome. Cant wait for the rest,

I just uploaded one of my Opera songs. It's called Poveri Fiori which means Poor Flower. The story and lyrics are in the description under the video on YT if you are interested.

Hope you like it.

Very nice, well done!

halfwise wrote:ears poking out of hair = wobbly male knees

Watch out! Another pixie girl with pointy ears. haha
I love Lindsey. Her videos are so cool.