The 2012 Forumshire Awards sponsored by NotP and Buckie

oh yeah

Oh my. Thank you, Norc.

Amarië wrote:Ringo dear, no stepping on my dress...

Sorry about that, Amarië love. You looked so smashing I forgot to watch my steps

We apologise for this short delay- resuls will be very soon- we are suffering a technical glitch due to, um, losing the results.

There's a reason men tend to walk behind women, Amarie. And it's not to demonstrate docility...

I hope you're able to find them again.

Oh Norc, your face is so ... stubbly.

Eldorion wrote:Oh Norc, your face is so ... stubbly.

yeah. but the hair is fabulous!

Can't argue with that.

I'm enjoying the anticipation but I hope the Awards don't take too much longer to get here as I may be called down to dinner soon. :/

you go eldo coco

as it is midnight soon the awards should come to some results soon..

i don't think anyone'll be that ecited lol x

I bet Petty isn't belated, he's just pampering himself up.

Welcome ladies, gentlehobbits, balls of fur and conspicous others.
And of cours a very special welcome to our dignitaries in the boxes.
Mayor Kafria and her daughter Squach- you do know you've set that curatin alight dont you?- and the beautiful Queen Tinuviel and of course the one and only Admim Eldorion.

Normally I would kick off proceedings with a joke at the expense of Pj- but this year as we've all seen the Hobbit I dont think I need to!

So without further ado, and with a litte quiet please, so yes Norc that will involve you paying attention and putting Cumberbum down for a moment or two Fjordians! Lets get on with mthe awards!!!


The first award of the evening is of course the one no one wants to win, not even secretly those who win it. The award PJ and CO have made particulalry unwanted this year- its Most Liberal. Which despite all my attempts and pleading with the committe to have removed they keep insisting is valid.
Anyway who doesn't care if all their dwarves look like 8 year old boys and have less hair on their faces than you'd find on you average billiard ball?
Who loves cgi monsters with a chin like a baw sack?
Well lets find out.

The winner of Most Liberal, 2012 is....is.......its Norc!

Congratulations Norc, in the language of your people- you truelly dont give a f*** what PJ does!

I get stressed out just bidding on Ebay! 2 seconds to go & I nearly have a coronary !

Truly a well-deserved win! Congratulations, Norc!

I figured I'd lose that one

Only the 2nd Award of the night. But its a biggy folks- one of the biggest awards of the nights, one of the most saught after, and one of the most desired.
More popualr than Pretty on a savers night, its the award for the person who will yield the least to PJ;s machinations, whose soul is writ through with Tolkien prose and not a word does it find needs changing, yes its Most Pure.

And the award goes to.....well, this is embarrassing,... Its Petty TYrant!

I would like to thank everyone who voted but frankly I deserve it most
so I'll not bother.

Congratulations, Norc Or shame on you, depending on what one's preferences are, I guess. Though I think next year we need to put Orwell in the same category!

congratulations Norc ! & congrats Petty !