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I think they are hoverflys.... they tend to just buzz around in your face which is all the more annoying as they hover there. They dont have a sting or anything.

Figgy - No, I'm not an astronaut.

spam.

Cock.

whalecunt.

Norc:
Lance: but youre a little Alien.

what?

A whale family is happily swimming through the seas, Daddy whale, Mummy whale and little baby whale. Suddenly out of nowhere a net appears and snaps up the little baby whale right on to a whaling ship high up above.

Mummy and Daddy whale are absolutely furious. They confer briefly and then start swimming around in circles just below the ship, blowing bubbles for all they're worth. Round and round they go, faster and faster, causing more and more turbulence, until finally the ship capsizes. All the people on board fall into the waves, then the little whale wriggles out of the net and swims off with its parents.

After they swim off, Daddy whale is still fuming about it. "Man, they made me sooo angry! Really really angry! Kidnapping our baby! ...I think we should go back and teach them a lesson! Lets go back and eat the lot of them!"

Mummy whale says: "Ugh, no way. First I do a blow job and now you want me to swallow the sea men?!"

You took things too far Norc... too far.






Moosebollock!

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Going to start wearing a hair claw all the time. Just kidding I already do that

how is moosebollock not a compliment, not for me of course, but it's like calling someone horsedick..

wow you dropped the C bomb. Is there no limit to Viking sturm und drang in a teapot?

Nora is a Norwegian princess and I am her servant. We set fire to an Egyptian temple & now we are on the run. We stole a rooster from a member of the dutch east Indian trading company. He wants the C

~narrative

Low quality test render for the Fjordialand landscape. (made even more low quality by youtube )

perfecto!

Norc wrote:perfecto!

Indeed!!!

Thanks Norc and Amarie- having the approval of you both for Fjordianland makes me almost less than crabbit. Now I just need to add some more stuff in there- like a giant herring!

Hey Amarie, long time no see! Hope you're doing well.

do finish it, theres a good Scotshobbit.

I am trying- but that short low quality fjordian render took over 9 hours to output, not to mention the couple spent creating it! I need a team, to do all the work for me, I much prefer giving orders to carrying them out.

Pettytyrant101 wrote: ....short low quality fjordian reindeer ....

You're not going to let him talk like that, are you Norc?

you need to put in some reindeers and a 221b neeldehole street (kaffistova) dunno where that thread has gone to ..?

Mmm A Fjordian Baker Street- good idea- Ill put that in somewhere. Reindeers might be trickier as I dont have any 3d reindeer models. If anyone knows where to get any (obj. tgo. or lo. formats) do let me know.

{{{{Petty, I don't about the file types, but if you can find a caribou model you might be able to slip it by Norc. They're their cousins from our side...}}}}

or an Elk