the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
thas foitin talk thas is! you tell the world Tyrant!
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Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Ah, so for once it wasn't PJ's fault. Sorry to hear that!
lol
But we don't know that for sure. If Jackson accidentally stepped on a butterfly some days before the bad day in question, the resulting domino effect could have actually impacted Petty in some negative way.
I prefer to imagine it as such, in any case.
Elthir- Sharrasi's prentice
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
I like your thinking Elthir!
Its got to be someones fault (and I sure as hell ain't taking the blame) may as well be PJ's! And any theory put forward by a Lore Master with their own Tower of Lore is more than good enough for me.
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Well I remember not so long ago when I felt my world had crumbled (hmm...about the same age too) when I went heading out to what I thought was gonna be a hot date only to find she had been kicked in the crotch by a horse not long before I arrived. This was before I drank the cell phone kool-aid, and came back home to find messages trying frantically to cancel. She tried to go through with it...that wasn't the best afternoon.
So I tried an unannounced visit a couple weeks later. Found her wrapped up on the couch surrounded by long faces. She'd been kicked again, same spot. I swore off women for a long while after that.
Probably not related to how your world crumbled, but I dunno, most hobbits of certain age only got one soft spot left. You try not to let anything kick it.
So I tried an unannounced visit a couple weeks later. Found her wrapped up on the couch surrounded by long faces. She'd been kicked again, same spot. I swore off women for a long while after that.
Probably not related to how your world crumbled, but I dunno, most hobbits of certain age only got one soft spot left. You try not to let anything kick it.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
hmm I dont know Halfwise, I have always found the older you get the more spots go soft. and it starts at the bottom (literally) and works its way up to the head, so you go soft in the head at the end.
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Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Well only yesterday I spilt Capri Sun down my blouse while helping organizing a friend's kid's Pokemon cards (my life would be going nowhere without setbacks such as this just glad this one was minor)
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Capri Sun- is that not like hyper juice in a bag? Or is that Sunny D I'm thinking of? Always get confused with drinks that arent buckie.
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